I’ve done a little traveling the last few years; to El Salvador, Guatemala, Uganda, Ethiopia, India, Kenya, the Philippines, the Dominican Republic. And I’ve done some strange eating. And not once have I gotten sick. My secret? Magic green powder.
At the end of each day I mix up a dose of green powder, hold my nose, and guzzle it down. In juice the greens become a sludgy dark brown liquid with bits of what might very well be tree bark suspended in it. Yes, it smells and tastes as bad as it looks.
I don’t eat any uncooked fruits or vegetables without a peel on these trips so I wind up with a mostly meat, beans and starch diet when I’m traveling abroad. The green powder fills in nutritional holes and the probiotics help with digestion. And there’s one more, um, benefit: The greens don’t, um…they make you…well, they keep things moving along…rápidamente. I wonder if critters just don’t have time to set up shop, you know?
The greens have taken on thousands of kid hands covered in germs, lots of questionable meals, but no test has been greater than lunch in the Amazon jungle of Ecuador.
That’s right, folks – Grub worms. Or what the Ecuadorians called “slug bugs.” Rubber-skinned on the outside, juicy on the inside. Discovered under the bark of yucca plants during harvest. Then smoked and served in a bowl…in a yellow liquid of unknown origin.
The smell? Hickory smoked vomit. The taste? Similar. Very similar.
Keely went first.
And, well, I coulnd’t let a girl show me up.
It actually wasn’t that bad. There was an initial disgusting squish of juice that was very awfully bitter. But then it just tasted burned – smokey. It was the texture that got to me. Once the slippery insides went down I was left chewing the skin – and it just wouldn’t go away. Someone said kids in the Amazon chew on slug bugs like gum. Like nasty nasty gum.
24 hours later I landed in Nashville. And had to make a pit stop before heading to baggage claim. Apparently, magic green powder wasn’t magical enough.
Keely, by the way, is just fine. Went right to baggage claim with no issues. Because she did not “eat” the grub worm, technically speaking. She chewed on it, ate most of it and spit out the rest.
I mocked her for this. But today I call her wise.
Despite the end-of-trip intestinal distress, I’m so thankful to have traveled with such good friends to Ecuador. So worth it. Hundreds of kids have been sponsored…and more every day!
Could you help us? Please head over to the Ecuador trip page, find your favorite post and tweet it or share it on Facebook or e-mail the link to friends. Together we could see a few hundred more kids sponsored this week! Thanks.
ro elliott says:
I take those same greens…at first I had a hard time getting over the smell of barn as I tried to drink it…now I just swallow it down without a thought…I wonder if grubs would be the same after a lot of practice…:)
So thankful for the trip and all God did and a safe return for all….
blessings~
Krissy says:
All I can think of when I see that bowl is the movie The Lion King: “Slimy, but satisfying.”
Michelle ~ Blogging from the Boonies says:
Ahhh, look at Chris G. egging everyone on! “Those are Awesome Worms!” Yeah, right. did *he* eat one?
Chris Giovagnoni says:
I did indeed eat the worm.
http://youtu.be/sflJ8KXJlDM
megan says:
Sometimes I read your blogs and feel sad that I ride a desk for Jesus, instead of experiencing some of the adventures you have.
Today, not so much.
Good work, man. Way to lead out for Jesus in the wilderness. I’m going to go shuffle paper… and be thankful for people like you who will do stuff like this.
Jessica says:
I’m going to be honest here, Shaun. Not even in a place with double hockey sticks would I have tried that.
You poop what you sow. Or eat what you reap. Or something.
Lindsay says:
You just…
I just…
…
Jill Foley says:
You are going all Bear Grylls on us! Way to go!
I applaud you for eating what you were served, even if you had to pay a price for it later.
Kelli says:
I have a pretty dang strong gag reflex…
It’s getting a workout right now…
Karen says:
It’s in those moments that you have to pray the missionary prayer… “Lord, I will put it down if You will keep it down!” 🙂
Jill Foley says:
An FYI….your contact page is not working. I tried to send you a message and it’s not going through.
Shaun Groves says:
On it. Thanks for the heads up, Jill. shaun AT shaungroves DOT com in the meantime.
Kate says:
You should replace @ with [at]. It prevents spambots from picking up your email address.
And Shaun? I’m not sure if you are brave or crazy. Seriously.
Christine says:
Amusing reading. You write great comedy, sometimes rivaling that Sophie girl, with whom I’ve become joyfully acquainted this time, through her contributions this trip and through that 2008 Ugando-trip link you posted, about the monkey-invasion contraption. I still giggle whenever I think of that post, days later.
Then when I got to the end of your post and read that “hundreds of kids have been sponsored”, the tears flowed.
I am so thankful for these trips! Leaving your families is a huge sacrifice, but God always uses you mightily. Thank you!
Suzie says:
The moral of the story, Shaun – is that sometimes it is okay to be shown up by a girl.
Keely Marie Scott says:
“She chewed on it, ate most of it and spit out the rest. ”
I feel like I MUST note that I ate / chewed THE WHOLE WORM. The head was the toughest part if you remember. Oh wait! You don’t remember cause you didn’t eat that part.
long live the green powder!!
christina says:
Shaun,
I am new to your blog, but I wanted to thank you and the other Compassion bloggers for taking me on this trip with you. My heart aches to be out on the field, caring for orphans, and to hear the stories and see the pictures and videos from your trip was such a blessing to me.
Thank you, brother.
We hope to make it out on the field and/or adopt someday soon, but while we prayerfully and patiently wait, I’m excited to add another sponsored child to our family. Be encouraged that God has used you and the rest of the Compassion bloggers to inspire us to do so. He is good.
Jason says:
Thanks for your post. I needed to fast for a while. 😉
Adam says:
Crunchy…
I once ate something that looked a lot like a cockroach in China. It was crunchy and salty, but all in all, not bad. The wings wouldn’t go away though lol…couldn’t get rid of them.
Pepto bismo saved my tummy in China…next time…magic green powder!
Mollianne says:
I remember hearing a story as a child from a missionary to…somewhere…and the native food was firey hot. As a child, he had been in an accident and bitten off part of his tongue and he lost taste buds. He was accepted into the tribe and able to witness when he was able to eat the food he was offered without a grimace. Bless you for eating the worm (not a sentence I’ve ever said before!!)
Brian Crow says:
I am still in awe of the three worm-eaters. There wasn’t any way I was going to do it. It seems that Chris is the big winner, though, since he swallowed the whole thing, including the head. In any case, you guys have much stronger stomachs than I do!
I have placed an order for your “barnyard brew”. Thanks for sharing the info!
Deni Gauthier says:
Yum!! I ate some strange (but not that strange) things on tour in Turkey…
I’d eat a grub. No problem 🙂