First, depression.
Then Becky gets what might be Lyme disease and turns out to (probably) be a staph infection – which she’s still healing from.
Next, two nights ago I got the flu. Probably. Chills, fever, runny nose, dizzy, head ache, bone ache, teeth ache, muscle ache…you get the idea. Then it went away in less than 24 hours. Totally gone. “Maybe it wasn’t the flu,” doc said. “Maybe it was,” I said, “and 10,000 people praying for me kicked its butt.” Take that, flu.
I joked on Twitter and Facebook that I wondered if boils or frogs were next. The bulk of my followers and “friends” voted boils.
And boils it is. Sort of.
Well, a cyst, actually, which I think we’d all agree is much closer to the boil family than the amphibians.
Yea, so a few days ago I thought I pulled a muscle way up near, um, well, uh, my upper upper thigh, let’s say. It hurt so bad last night that it woke me up and today it’s especially ouchy to do things like…move. Which, it turns out, is something I do a lot of in the course of a day. Oh, and it feels like there’s a grape (or maybe a small frog?) hiding out in there.
So, I stripped down to my Hanes-es for a way-too-young nurse practitioner this morning and got felt around on. (Aw-kward). Then the doctor guy took a turn and well, the two of them together don’t know what the thing is. Too low to be one thing. Too deep to be another. Too painful to be this. Not painful enough to be that.
So they’re calling it a cyst, a possible infection of some kind and they’re giving me some drugs to kill it – the same drugs Becky’s on. (Yeah! Nausea and other assorted side-effects to come!)
Meanwhile, I not only look like House (or so I’m told) but I walk like him now too. Suh-weet. I’m going cane shoppin’ this afternoon.
At some point, folks, you just have to laugh. And accessorize.
Rebecca says:
I am sorry, Shaun, really and I will continue to pray for you and
your family – but that last part is so funny, you really do look like
House! hilarious!! (the House-look-a-like part, not the boils)
Again, I’m praying for you and yours
Nancy Tyler says:
Hail comes next, my dear. Better gimp on outside and throw a tarp
over that garden your dad-in-law planted before the skies open up and
spit ice marbles on it.
Lindsay @ Not2Us says:
Remember, the plagues were sent upon people who were NOT trying to
follow God! You’re going through a series of tests and trials,
and you ARE trying to follow God… Good things in store, my
friend…GREAT things!!
Praying for you all…a lot…and often…
anne jackson says:
you poor thing. let us know if you need anything. i always need an excuse to head down to the SH super target!
Grovesfan says:
You are the only one I know that can make cysts, boils and the flu sound funny!
BTW the way, I beat my kids to the mail box today and I got to read the
latest letter from our boy in Haiti! He is doing so well.
Happy, healthy, and doing great in school! We are so blessed that
he is ours.
Beth
Nellie Dee says:
Wow!!!
So, this afternoon, as I was asking God why so many christians are
depressed, oppressed, afflicted and yes – even pierced to their very
“loins”, I posted from Lamentations and Jonah. Perhaps you’ll
find it interesting, but hopefully encouraging. You may check it
out at http://profitableprose.blog
Adam O says:
Praying for you and your family.
Although having a sense of humor is probably one of the best ways to dealing with it.
At least that is what we do. I mean you kinda have to when you
live half the year inside a hospital. =) Oh the things that make us
laugh.
Nellie Dee says:
P.S. No – we have the frog in the house! It just came right in as I was trying to get some stuff into the laundry room from our back yard.
Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?…
Shari says:
You can’t make this stuff up….All I can say is that I can’t wait
to read this book you are preparing to write. It must be BIG as
the enemy seems to have unleashed his fury against you. May your
entire family, your health, finances, vehicles, and every place you
step be bathed in the blood of Christ and would every scheme of the
evil one be exposed for what it is. My only prayer of late has
been Yahweh…may He be HUGE in your lives right now.
Amy Savage says:
OH MY. I’ll just leave it at that.
Or not.
God has given you a gift my friend – a sense of humor AND the
ability to write! I sat here at my computer laughing so hard I began to
worry I might develop a cyst.
And I agree with Shari…write that book! You have a story to tell and a God who wants to be glorified through it.
Continuing to pray for you and your family…you know…just in case that hailstorm comes next.