Yesterday Penelope painted my fingernails hot pink and last night I dreamt about Los.  Becky’s concerned about my sexuality.  But I assured her – and I’m assuring you – it wasn’t that kind of dream.

It was a dream about blogging (signs you blog too much?).

Los was a rabbi type figure in my dream, with a beard and robe and everything.  He was asking me my blog stats so I opened a fat notebook and started showing him all these figures and he just grimaced as if to say “I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.” He was very disappointed.  I felt embarrassed beyond belief.

He then started unleashing all the secrets of the blogosphere. (I can’t share them with you here.  You’re not ready young Jedi.) Like how to get 1,000,000 in technorati authority.  And how to temporarily rig a web site so that anyone who visits it will be instantly redirected to your blog.

Then we ate fajitas with my mom and rode skateboards at a zoo and Los really sucked at that – the skateboarding, not the eating part.  But for a minute there, in the robe and beard, he was brilliant.

Inspired, I’m using the force today to update my blogroll once again (that long list over to the right there of links).  If you link to me but you’re not on the blogroll yet, let me know and I’ll add you.