Returning The Favor

It’s been said that God made man in His own image, and ever since then man’s been returning the favor.

A type “A” personality spanked as a child creates a theology/parenting program that validates his own priorities and upbringing.

A soldier and patriot creates her own theology/politics that validates her own nationalism and occupation.

A skilled artist creates a theology/caste system of sorts that elevates his own creations and belittles others’.

A business major creates a theology/church that must be as measurable and institutional as a corporation.

I was thinking through all this – writing about it for a magazine – when I realized something.  I read a lot of blogs every month and this month I’ve noticed many blogging pastors and worship leaders posting their on-line orgasms over the iPhone.  A phone.  That costs $600.  That’s disturbing enough.  The iPhone does what our current pieces of plastic and circuitry do, only it’s newer and different…and cool.

But then I noticed something.  I’m wondering if you notice the same thing.  These guys lusting after the iPhone via their blogs have a history of blogging their purchase or want of the next big thing – the next expensive unnecessary thing.  Don’t they?  Running shoes.  Over-priced jeans.  Exotic vacations.  A new car.  Many of these bloggers routinely write about stuff that’s “cool,” stuff they wish they could have, stuff they just bought, stuff I then wish I could have.

And I wonder if there’s a connection between…no, it can’t be.  No, I do wonder.  I’ll say it.

These guys I’m thinking of are all working for churches spending large amounts of time and cash and personnel on an “event” that has all the bells and whistles.  They use the same words to describe their church that marketers use to sell them all the crap they buy and don’t need: different, innovative, cool, hip, new, style…and the church version of all those words: “relevant”.

Could it be that these guys have concocted a theology/church that reflects their own values and validates their own habits?  Is that possible?

A consumer obsessed with being current and cool creates a theology/church that necessitates buying the newest bestest stuff on the market…for the sake of the gospel.  Could that be what birthed the event church?

And to be fair: An overly critical idealistic uncool hippie blogger wary of all things the least bit corporate creates a theology/church in his mind that is egalitarian and socialistic and not at all cool – and fights with anyone who doesn’t want to create the same thing.  But I’m listening for now.

Am I wrong on this?