NASHVILLE, Tenn. – September 24, 2009 – Christian and Gospel music’s premier artists will gather in Nashville on Monday, Oct. 12 to unite in support of the Gospel Music Association with an exclusive dinner concert at Nashville’s famed Loveless Café. Five-time Dove Award Producer of the Year Brown Bannister will… Read More
Archive Tag: sarcasm
Aw Shucks
CMCentral (That’s Christian Music Central) has declared this here blog of mine the #1 Artist Blog of 2008. This is quite a bit more meaningful than CMCentral may realize. You see, I’m the Susan Lucci of Christian Music, having been nominated for 7 – count ‘em, 7 Dove Awards –… Read More
Happy Democratic Union Anti-Bible Day
Unlike Christmas and Easter, holidays founded by Jesus, Labor Day was started by labor unions, which means Democrats were likely involved. And Democrats don’t love Jesus. Also, Labor Day is anti-bible. The bible clearly states in both the Genesis account of creation and in the ten commandments that we’re to… Read More
Truth In Humor?
Evangelicals decided in about 1976 that Jesus’ earthly ministry was essentially political and that he had intended to take over the Roman government precinct by precinct, using “get out the vote” drives and putting voter guides in synagogues each November. He was thwarted by a run-in with Roman authorities that… Read More
(Mis)Interpretation
ANOTHER EXCERPT FROM ”A Field Guide to Evangelicals & Their Habitat.” THIS TIME THE TOPIC IS HOW EVANGELICALS INTERPRET SCRIPTURE – AND I POST THIS AS AN EVANGELICAL WHO CAN LAUGH AT HIMSELF: Here is how evangelicals interpret Bible passages to arrive at their political positions: This passage: “Remember the… Read More