If you ever see me in a suit it means 1)Someone has stopped breathing and gone to be with Jesus or 2)Someone has given me money or 3)I’m on tour with people whose fans own suits – mine do not – generally.

And, yes, I look nothing like the guy in this picture labeled as me.  Nothing.  For starters, that’s obviously a wig.  Second, those teeth are likely fake as well.  And lastly, the actual me has never been that happy about having his picture taken – or wearing a suit.