Semi-Famous Grammy Nominees Meet Two Semi-Famous Guys Toying With My Self-Esteem

Semi-Famous?  SEMI-FAMOUS??  If my mom’s most favoritest rock stars are semi-famous what does that make me?  I’m pretty sure that means my semi-famousness gets downgraded to semi-semi-famousness or Johnny Knoxville’s much skinnier paler brother’s look alike. Ouch.

While I lick my wounds enjoy this: the machete of honesty responsible for my latest emotional scars.