There was a marketing meeting about my face years ago. From it, a guy with an actual degree in marketing emerged and informed me that I was “unapproachable looking.”
“We know you’re approachable but you don’t look like it,” he explained. The solution was to dye my hair, shave my beard, use only pictures of me smiling a toothy smile and use Photoshop to blur my cheeks in order to create the illusion that I was much heavier than I actually was (am). Because, as any marketing major will tell you, skinny people are just plain scary to the general buying population. That’s covered in the second semester.
Today, I’m not called “unapproachable.” I don’t have friends with such robust vocabularies. Nope, today I’m mistaken as “serious” and even “angry.” “Are you angry?” someone will say. “You look angry.”
“Yes, I’m angry,” I say. “Very angry at this banana. And at this napkin. Napkins and bananas really tick me off. Quite angry.” Which is my subtle way of saying “Go away now.” And that, I guess, sort of makes me “unapproachable.”
Since so many experience such difficulty deciphering what it is I’m expressing with my face, I’m posting some visual aids that will assist you – the world – in identifying my mood at any given moment.
Here is my angry face:
Here are my other faces:
I hope that helps.
Tania says:
I prefer picture number three.
trish says:
i’ve read your blog for over a year now and never posted. but your ‘blue steel’ face? consider me amused for the day. thanks for the laugh.
Andrew T. says:
I don’t know what’s those marketing peoples’ problem – I’d buy an album from Blue Steel or Magnum without hearing a note.
Pensive or Angry? Depends on the songs.
Travis Thompson says:
Magnum is, is . . . it’s MAGNIFICENT!
Adam says:
Shut up….that is great. A little Zoolander going on with the Magnum & Blue Steel.
now see i wouldn’t look at that “face” and be like.. OH crap that is one angry dude.. i better steer clear of that guy. but again tend to be the more out going type that I at times don’t pick up social que’s that quickly..
Travis says:
ridiculously good-looking.
Kelly @ Love Well says:
I’m scared.
euphrony says:
I’m sorry, but I think I missed the subtle distinction between “pensive” and “confused”.
keith says:
You should make an HDR image of your face. Then you would look unapproachable at many different levels.
macie says:
I feel you. If I am not smiling, I look “angry,” but you’ve given me hope! Its not that I look angry . . . I look pensive, thoughtful, tired, . . . 😀
Veretax says:
You know it never occurred to me before, but Shaun, you look just a bit like a very young Hugh Laurie (House, M.D.), and he always looks angry or upset even when he’s trying to joke around.
Ginger says:
Ok, this is funny. I appear amused.
Jeff M. Miller says:
http://geekadelphia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/steven_segal_emotion_chart.jpg
Enjoy!
Trevor says:
That’s just good stuff.
Brad says:
that’s hilarious bro.
by the way, where can I get the Kingdom Come song?
You working on any new songs/albums?
Thanks
Brad
Shaun Groves says:
Click that widget over on the right, Brad. It’s that simple.
I’ve got no ambitions to make an entire CD. Just one song at a time for free. And I’ve got lots of songs done or in the works.
brad says:
duh. didn’t even see that. :o)
thanks
Bonnie says:
My husband is the same way, I’m always asking him if he’s mad at me.
The face does work, however, if your job is to keep about 200 middle school students from killing each other and/or taking over the school in a nightmarish mob scene.
Richard says:
Nice… I still remember in Corpus Christi, when you gave dating advice to all of us ugly single guys in the audience. That advice was to play guitar.
While I have played guitar for over six years and only had a girlfriend for a little over 2 months, I still think I have a better chance with my guitar than without .
Heidi says:
I feel like I know you now!
Brad says:
Blue Steel looks great… but I think Magnum needs a little work.
Meredith Dunn says:
I have people tell me frequently, guys and girls a like, that I look “initmidating.” That comment strikes as odd balance between being offended and upset. I think it has more to do with the other person’s quiks or insecurities about themselves than the actualy way that I look. But that’s what I like to tell myself. I could be completely wrong. Perhaps I am in fact intimidating. Either way, it ain’t a compliment. I feel your pain Shaun.
Beth says:
I much prefer the one not pictured here: “Crap, it’s cold!” That would be the one with THE hat you know.
Beth
Jared says:
You got a misshapen head.
And it looks like your goatee is spilling out of your nostrils.
In Him,
Jared
suzie says:
“there all the same look” …”I feel like i am taking crazy pills”
Seth Ward says:
I’m not sure if you are aware, but you have something that looks like a tootsie roll growing out of your left cheek. That might have been the problem.
Gaetano says:
Shaun,
That is great. I get accused of being angry or serious all the time. It is just the natural look of my face. I cannot imagine what a marketing expert would tell me.
Dory says:
LOL I am a chronic lurker but your *faces* cracked me UP! Couldn’t click away without telling you.
Too stinkin funny.
Sara says:
My husband has the same problem. Many emotions, one face.
He doesn’t mind that he looks a bit unapproachable…he says it just keeps the rif-raf away.
BTW: Somehow I stumbled onto the CL site and I just wanted to tell you how impressed I was with the way you handled that. I don’t think you’ll ever change the mind of the person writing but perhaps someone else will see it for what it really is. Way to go. And I hope you haven’t spent too much time worrying over it.
Jen says:
I kinda don’t know what to say. I’m not usually speachless. It’s just that I think I understand your humor and I’m not sure what that says about ME.
This is the first time I’ve read your blog (I can thank Ree for that)but I’ll be back!
Kynne says:
With that look… ppl might just mistook you for Dr. House aka Hugh Laurie.
Veretax says:
Kynne said:
With that look… ppl might just mistook you for Dr. House aka Hugh Laurie. LOL
Posted on 11/17 at 11:09 AM
Heh I already said that 😀
Veretax said:
You know it never occurred to me before, but Shaun, you look just a bit like a very young Hugh Laurie (House, M.D.), and he always looks angry or upset even when he’s trying to joke around.
Posted on 11/14 at 10:52 AM
owlhaven says:
OK, this is funny, but I have SEEN you smile, man. SO I am not buying it.
(grin)
Mary
Biblefanmaryann says:
I love the “amused” look!
I have a similar problem. If I don’t purposely smile and raise my eyebrows, I look like I hate everyone. So I smile a LOT in order to make up for it!
Augie says:
Your blog is definitely my favorite reading material. =o)
PastorK says:
Thanks for the laugh today…now that it has broken forth I can now spend the rest of my day in Blue Steel mode as well…thanks!
antique trunk says:
I read a good article in your blog.