Shaun Groves
It’s been a while since I’ve written some Hai-Goo. What is Hai-Goo? Well, it’s the mash-up of Haiku and actual Google search terms that have led folks right here to Shlog.com of course. Enjoy.
Jeff+Gordon+is+gay
Brian+Seay+sex Chick-fil-A
how+to+melt+starbursts
in-laws+took+my+wife
prove+eavesdropping+neighbor’s+door
Kentucky+courtroom
no+more+underwear
does+size+matter monkey+meat
my+baptist+jock+strap
manly+birthday+cake
McCain+diplomat jiggy
largest+zucchini
no+rock+scientist
how+does+guitar+attract+girls
selfish+musicians
Christian+swingers+cruise
sara+shaun+groves+relation
worst+road+trip+story
Adam says:
How do you think this stuff up? I mean really. Maybe its because your a soft rock star and I am not. I just work in Health Insurance and that makes me boring.
Taylor Smith says:
The last one is by far my favorite!
shaunfan says:
People actually searched for largest zucchini? I’d like to nominate that post for a webby.
RevJeff says:
“My Baptist Jock Strap”?
Is that allowable or is it blocked by most family-safe software?
Becky says:
Here is my haiku.
Your readers are quite weird.
And also funny.
Redneck Neighbor says:
How+does+guitar+atrract+girls….I just don’t get how you do it.
Prove+eavesdropping+neighbor’s+door….I just had to know. It was killing me.
Biblefanmaryann says:
Man, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
I can’t decide which of them is my favorite!
Oh, and Becky, your middle line has only six syllables.
Biblefanmaryann says:
I realized it sounds like I just said I can’t decide which tear is my favorite the way I worded that. ^.^
I mean I can’t decide which Hai-goo is my favorite.
Grovesfan says:
I thought Hai-goo was that stuff you put in your hair.
Beth
anon4him says:
hahahah… some of those are REALLY good!
Anne Marie says:
haha! i wanna google some of those…
Emery says:
Those are amazing!!
annie says:
So awesome.