Shaun Groves
This is me and my son Gresham in the nature.
To be more specific and take up a bit more space, that is me in shorts and a bandana Fundana, flashing a gang sign of some sort while holding a massive fish caught in Rocky Mountain Cherokee National Park. And a cane pole appears to be protruding from by butt.
I assure you it is not. It’s difficult to smile so convincingly with a cane pole protruding from one’s butt. People say.
I am back from vacation and will post more about the fun that was had. First, I need a shower and my favorite bed in the whole wide world: mine.
Krista says:
You say “the nature” as if it’s one particular place you went special to see it!
Glad you survived!
Anne Jackson says:
i had a dream that you came to my church and you were bald.
and then i woke up and saw this.
which makes me wonder…
just a little bit.
keith says:
Welcome back. Not much going on here. Nope. Nobody here but us typical Baptists.
dean says:
that pole in your butt… that’s one of those gang initiation ploys, isnt it. like the one where they ride down the road at night with their headlights off and kill any oncoming motorist that flashes them. so you walk around in the nature with a cane pole in your butt, and anybody that comes up to you and says “don’t know if you realized it or not, but you have a cane pole sticking out of your butt,” you kill them with a filleting knife… don’t you. blue fundana = crips.
shaunfan says:
Since the camera adds 10 pounds, did the fish actually have a negative weight? Holla. See ya Dog. Randy Jackson would like to do a duet with you.
RevJeff says:
That smile on your face as the “almost mighty provider of food for a family meal” combined with the uncomfortable gritting of teeth that your son is forcing into a smile reminds me of all the times we took “extended family” fun-trips too.
“It just feels like you have a cane pole in your butt for seven days.”
Shaun Groves says:
No, RevJeff, my son is Chandler from Friends: incapable of smiling on command. He looks constipated the moment anyone says “say cheese.”
Shaunfan, yes. The fish was actually a tadpole.
dean, it’s a black Fundana. Which is neither bloods nor crips but raiders.
Anne, what’s odd is I considered shaving my head while in the nature. I got tired of wearing a hat or a Fundana and thought about just getting rid of it all. Thing is, my head was shaved once in high school, and so I know what this dome of mine looks like naked – it isn’t pretty.
Anne Jackson says:
lunesta must provide abnormal psychic abilities.
i like your hair.
welcome back.
Jen says:
My favorite thing, well, besides the whole pole protruding from the but thing, is the “This is me and my son Gresham in the nature.” “THE nature”. Not nature. “The nature”. As if nature is it’s own person or place. Like you can only go to one specific place to find “the nature”.
Grovesfan says:
You are making much progress young grasshopper; being seen in public with shorts.
Poor Gresham looks like he can’t wait to escape the embarrassment of being seen in “the nature” with a gangster wearing a fundana.
Beth
Ben Stewart says:
Probably the funniest post ever.
Brian Seay says:
FYI – Rocky Mountain National Park is in Colorado. We were in Cherokee National Park – land of tiny fish and Confederate flags.