I feel like I’ve snorted broken glass and fire ants so I went back to the clinic in hopes of receiving a shot or miracle pill of some kind.
A female doctor saw me. A mom.
Fact: A woman who has pushed numerous actual human beings weighing around 8 pounds each out of an opening in her body and lived to tell about it lacks the ability to feel an ounce of sorry for me and my “pain.”
I’m taking Sudafed and a nap and a long look on Google for an epidural that works on a face.
Thanks, Doc.
Oh, and today’s my day off. Yipee. Pass the tissues.
Nancy Tyler says:
Oh goodness…a picture of the pregnant woman-man-woman-person. You’ve gone all daytime talk show on us.
I think you must be secretly watching Oprah in between blog posts. Ooooh, tune in today. I hear she’s got Tom Cruise on. Maybe he’ll jump up and down on the sofa again!
anne jackson says:
is it similar to the fire breathing demon babies i had a couple months ago?
Grovesfan says:
She’s exactly right too! Actually, I hope you feel better very soon. Pastor Paul (Knight) gave his talk on his trip to Ethiopia last night. He was supposed to give it the week after you were here but a Superman imitation gone bad, put him behind schedule. It was a great talk and some of the stories were very sad indeed. Some of the people in the photos looked very familiar so they must’ve visited the same projects you did.
Beth
rachel says:
get a neti pot.
i promise you …. i swear by mine ๐
alan says:
Our ear, nose, and throat doctor is a woman and she’s absolutely great. She’s about the most agressive doctor I’ve ever had and will just flat out tell you how it is. When our kids are sick, my wife and I have gotten to where we take them to her instead of their pediatrician.
Nathan Ketsdever says:
funny story. why no trackbacks?