The Problem With Woman Doctors

imageI feel like I’ve snorted broken glass and fire ants so I went back to the clinic in hopes of receiving a shot or miracle pill of some kind.

A female doctor saw me.  A mom. 

Fact: A woman who has pushed numerous actual human beings weighing around 8 pounds each out of an opening in her body and lived to tell about it lacks the ability to feel an ounce of sorry for me and my “pain.”

I’m taking Sudafed and a nap and a long look on Google for an epidural that works on a face.

Thanks, Doc.

Oh, and today’s my day off.  Yipee.  Pass the tissues.

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