It’s Not Easy Being Green

There’s something about green.  We tried blue and it didn’t attract a one.  But green we noticed – well, flies dig green and we don’t know why.

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This, by the way, is what Brody and I concern ourselves with at a child’s birthday party: Flies.  My goal was ten.  I think we attracted eleven.  And fourteen kids.  We were going to test our strength against them but it got dark too quickly and that severely handicaps the enemy.  They’re scared of it you know?  Weanies.

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