Shaun Groves
I stole this game from Brant, twisted it only a little, upped the skill level required, and now bring it to you: We’re making a comic strip. I give you pictures and you tell me what should go in the speech and thought balloons provided. Ready to play?
This first strip stars me (egomaniac) and J.R. Briggs and a picture of us together on stage at a bible study he leads…but that doesn’t have to be who we are or where we are in your version.
Have fun. Bonus points for humor. (Extra bonus points for making J.R. a pacifist.)
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Steven says:
1. “…I like sex with my wife and my wife so much that I’ve given up sex with other women and the pleasure those women could give me in order to have sex with my wife. I’d just feel guilty if I didn’t.”
2. “Wow. No wonder he is so skinny. He has so much love inside him. But I know I am twice the lover he is.”
3. “You know what. I could sit and spout about how good I am in the sack but I don’t want to argue with you. I don’t want to engage you in an argument I would surely win. Please. Don’t resist these open arms, Shaun. I’m forever yours…..faithfully.”
4. “What is wrong with you? Quoting Journey to me?! Have you lost your mind? You know I am a ninja, right? I could kick you in the head and sumulaniously knee you in the groin before you knew what hit you. Brody gave me lip earlier and he is still recooperating.”
5. “I see. You think your ninja skills are superior to mine? I tried love but I see there is only one way to get my point across to you.”
..to be continued
Becca says:
Really funny, Steven. How funny is it that the moment I read this post, I immediately started writing dialog in my head about Shaun liking sex with his wife?
Shaun Groves says:
Perhaps I should turn on comment moderation.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Steven says:
Hahaha.
You asked for it with the previous post there buddy.
You know you laughed.
Shawn Bashor says:
1) I know, I’m a fantastic soft-rock star.
2) Oh Gees not another one of these…
3) Has your ego always been this big?
4)Yeah pretty much!!!
5) Ha Ha Ha thought so.
shaunfan says:
1)”Don’t you wish you had my hair?”
2)(ashamed) “I wish I kept that can of mousse so that I could look like a soft rock star too.”
3)”It’s not about how high your hair is, it’s about keeping peace and wearing button-down shirts.”
4)”Yeah, you would say that, you don’t have people asking you to sign your autograph on a baby’s diaper.”
5)”Ha Ha”, (whispers) “Can I have your autograph?”
Thomas says:
1)…… and those are the reasons why I am on the new Raw diet.
2)Did I leave the oven on at home? No wonder Brody feels the need to drive so fast.
3)Since you are a soft rock star, blogger, country music writer, and a soon to be released author, is there anything else you would like to share with us.
4)Yes I do! That flee market song is my ticket to super soft rock stardom.
5)The flee market song?
Thomas
Chaotic Hammer says:
1)So I held her close like this, and whispered into her ear “Run like the wind, girl!”
2) …Oh no, he’s telling his Pretty Pony story again…
3) Did I mention the time I stopped a herd of charging Clydesdales with my bare hands?
4) I bet they knew that when you said STOP, you weren’t just horsing around.
5) You’re just begging to be punched, aren’t you?
Shawn Bashor says:
Mine is only funny if read in the bubbles by the way.
Brent Walker says:
1. So that’s when Derek “the-former-lead-singer-of-Caedmon’s-Call-but-now-kind-of-back-in-the-band-but-only-for-a-little-while-kind-of” Webb and I decided to form SRRSFP (Soft Rockers Rockin Softly For Peace). You know, I’m really good friends with Derek Webb… and Andrew Peterson… and Brody…
2. Oh Dear God, please make the name-dropping stop!
3. You know, I could fill a vat this big with all of the names that you drop.
4. As if. Your momma drops names…
5. Ugh, I would punch you so hard right now if I hadn’t just joined SRRSFP…
Todd says:
1. …and so I said, “What is that, a ski mask?”
2. Our father who art in Heaven, please make this story be over soon.
3. Huh? Oh, right. That’s true Shaun, loving the least really is like loving Jesus.
4. Dude. I was talking about my ski trip.
5. Jesus leans on rented skis…Jesus dodging pre-e-teens…
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I’ll do better next time…
milepost13 says:
ooooo…somebody has a Mac! Respect level has increased tremendously…
Nate
Lesley J says:
1: …you know, Michael W. Smith ain’t got nothin on me.
2: Are you sure about that Shaun? I mean his tan is a lot darker than yours and he did write ‘Friends’
3: If I saw Michael W. Smith right now, I’d give him a big hug. Hey, did I ever tell you that I met Michael W. Smith and got my picture taken with him. It’s actually back in my office. I could go get it…
4: This time is not about Michael W. Smith, JR, it’s about me.
5: Well maybe I can get a picture with you after the service. I’ll put it right next to my Michael W. Smith picture.
Arden says:
“You know, being here and hearing you teach, J.R. has done something in my spirit that I simply cannot explain!”
“Oh geez, not again…….”
“Ya’ll gotta GET this, wrap your arms and minds and spirits around this Truth!”
“J.R. I-I-I-I think we got it…!!!!”
“Nah, I’m not sure you do……….”
Shaun Groves says:
Brant, where are you when we need you?
lorijo says:
that looks like fun. too bad i don’t have anything good right now.
keep up the fun times!
Biblefanmaryann says:
About a previous comment that I won’t mention who posted but I think we all know: that’s….just not right. I couldn’t even finish reading it.
And here’s my idea:
1. You know, speaking of tadpoles, I once caught the hugest bass in the world, and they put my name in the Guiness Book of World Records.
2. Oh man, he’s so awesome. I want to impress him with something….what do I say? Ah, bingo!
3. You know, I once caught a fish the size of Mercury! [Or did they say it was poisoned with mercury…?]
4. Oh, SURE! And I suppose you have something to prove this amazing catch?
5. What are you trying to say mister, that I’m stupid? YOU CALLING ME STUPID??
Shaun Groves says:
Again, Brant, where are you? Help. Bring that Thomas guy from your blog too.