“What is Helloveen, Dad?”
“Well…Sambhaji will dress up like Spiderman. All the kids will dress up. We’ll go for a walk and people will give us candy.”
An eruption of laughter – “Nooooooooo!”
“Yes, I promise!” I said. “Really! Go for a walk and get candy.”
“Nooooooooo! What is Helloveen, Dad?”
Welcome to America, son. Unfathomably awesome at times.