Penelope, almost six, has a new joke.
“Want to see my treasure?” she asked.
“Sure,” I said.
Then she turned around, pulled down her pants and mooned me.
Right there in the kitchen.
“Get it?” she giggled.
I didn’t. But I was laughing anyway.
“Pirate treasure is called booty,” she explained.
The key to building one’s vocabulary is to put new words to use. After all.
JessicaB says:
And then Penelope was made to promise not to spread this joke around the neighborhood, right? RIGHT?!
Katie says:
HAHAHAHA! That’s awesome!
Did she get a teaching moment on keeping her treasure to herself? ๐
Katie
seekingpastor says:
Yes! Make sure she tells this to people at an upcoming church service.
Stephanie says:
Too cute, kids crack me up!
Kelli says:
Awesome.
shayne says:
That’s pretty good. I think I might tell that one to my hubs…
JessicaB says:
Snicker!
Shaun Groves says:
Lucky lucky man.
Amy says:
Lol. Happening in homes all across America. Thankfully!
Angie says:
It’s so funny-when it’s not your kid!
Karen says:
they only do what they see in the home! ๐
Mela Kamin says:
{SNORT} … kinda like my boys snickering at the dinner table while we’re having soup, because everytime I say the word “broth” – it sounds like BRA & that’s hilarious to a 6 year old & 8 year old
JD says:
Priceless!
Michelle says:
Very gorgeous. So glad my kids are beyond repeating that action. ๐
Sharen says:
that is FANTASTIC!
Amy D. says:
I will never admit what joke had us rolling at the dinner table last night. Word to the wise…. after the 270th time that your son moons ya, it’s not as funny!
JessicaB says:
Maybe you should get her a pair of these, for next time.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47987297/small-skivvies-pirate-pair-size-2t3t?ref=tre-4d6a84d949e56d91ae860f1b-11