Smoking Gun says some artists “earn” as much as $700,000 per concert.
Not exactly, since this is the alleged amount the artist is paid before he pays for management, booking agent, crew, video, sound, lights, publicity, transportation, skinny jeans, nerd glasses, etc.
And, well, then there’s pyro. You can’t express yourself artistically without pyro. Or a confetti cannon. Or both. And eye liner.
So I totally see how an artist with a high-production show could easily blow through their entire nightly fee just paying the bills. Except for that Jeff Dunham. One guy – I don’t care how talented – standing still for an hour with his hand up a Muppet’s backside gets paid $200,000? I’ve got hands. And I use both of them. And I stand still.
By the way, you can book me to sing or speak (sans pyro or confetti cannons) for free if you let me say a few words about Compassion International while I’m at it. Unless you want puppets. That’ll cost you $200,000. Ok. Ok. I’ll do it for $190,000, but that’s the best I can do.
Booking me is easy. Just go to shaungroves.com/booking or e-mail Ben.
And, seriously, thanks. Because of you guys, thousands of kids have been released from poverty in Jesus’ name over the last few years. Let’s do it again!
JessicaB says:
Ugh. I hate that puppet guy.
I like you though. ๐ Too bad it’s probably not worth your time to come back to Waycross, Ga.
Michelle ~ Blogging from the Boonies says:
Now, Jessica… Hate is such a strong word. ๐
The fact that you travel and do all of that for FREE is pretty darn amazing.
It finally occurred to me to look in your side bar and I am happy to see the Houghton gig next week listed as a show…as in singing? I’m working the table in the morning and have been trying to get word on if you were going to be singing or talking or what. Looking forward to it! ๐
Michelle ~ Blogging from the Boonies says:
Hmm, upon further inspection, I see that it says Chapel at 11am and concert at 8pm…. Well, either way, looking forward to it. They’re calling for extra frigid temps and snow, so drive safe if you’re driving!
Shaun Groves says:
I’m speaking at a college chapel service on behalf of Compassion and then playing a concert that night at 8.
Hope to see you there! In the real world!
And it’s not that amazing that I do what I do for free. It’s pretty close to just standing there. And Compassion underwrites these concerts. That and donations and a second job make it possible.
JessicaB says:
But! Ugh. He’s not even FUNNY. I could stand up there and make sexual innuendos that a 13 year old could write.
I won’t.
But, you know. I could. ; )
Princess Leia says:
Apparently it pays to sing country right now. Or wear a lot of make-up (although…really? How does Rascal Flatts beat out Kiss?).
If it’s been long enough now, any time y’all are back this way looking for a gig, let me know! I can’t promise, but I’ll certainly work my hardest!
Sarah says:
because of Scott’s job, I’ve learned more about this side of “the industry”… amazing how much money some of these people make! hope they are using it as well as you use yours ๐
Kelli says:
I don’t know…a little eyeliner might make your hair really POP. It’s worth a shot, you know? But I would avoid the pyro because a single wayward flame could send your infamous coif up in smoke. And then the concert isn’t fun anymore.
Shaun Groves says:
Or it’s suddenly a lot MORE fun.
You really do get what you pay for…
; )
Kelli says:
So very, very true. The fun is all relative to those involved.
cshell says:
I hate to mention this band, because the first time I did on here it didn’t go over to well….
Skillet has pyro AND a confetti cannon ๐
Shaun Groves says:
And eye liner
Amy says:
My aunt set her hair on fire at her wedding. It WAS pretty fun!
Chris says:
What do you charge to bring a sledgehammer and assorted large fruits to smash on stage? (eyeliner optional)
Shaun Groves says:
That’s an additional $23,000 if it’s a secular gig…but if you let me call them “fruit of the spirit” then it’s ministry and that’s only $22,000. ; )
Chris says:
While I have no doubt as to your ability to smash fruit, I do think that you might have trouble pulling off Gallagher’s hair though. Though it would be likely be worth any price of admission to see you try.
But if you’re going to be smashing fruit, do you think you could also find a “Power Team” shirt and wear it while ripping apart phone books with your bare hands and smashing blocks of ice with your head?
Jill Foley says:
I’m too new out here in the Pacific NW to have any contacts, but I’d love to see you do a concert out here.
Michael Patterson says:
I’m with you Jill!Let’s get him out here!
Beth says:
I keep begging, but I keep getting told no. I’m pretty sure everyone in ND doesn’t already sponsor a child, so there’s a great chance more could be sponsored if you come.
Shaun Groves says:
You keep bugging in the WINTER! You live in Fargo! ; )
I do need to see that grandchild of yours at some point, Beth. But we need a few gigs out your way to make a run of it.
Anyone else live on the frozen tundra near Beth and want to host a concert? ; )
Beth says:
Grand Forks actually, but that’s OK. You can come anytime you like. We have 4 seasons here: Fall, Winter, Spring and Road Repair. Late Road repair might be best as the projected flood season will be over and the winter snow shouldn’t be flying by then.
I can certainly set up a gig for you in Bismarck too if that would help. I can also do Fargo.
As for the grandson, you’d better hurry! At the rate he’s growing, he’ll be ready to join your band by the time you arrive!
ali @ an ordinary mom says:
I’m in the frozen tundra also known as Minnesota, or Minnesnowta, depending on who you ask… an hour north of Mpls… but it is still winter, and it’s currently -11 degrees, at noon…
Kathi says:
Ooh! Ohh! Jill, I am in the Pacific Northwest! Concert for two?
shayne says:
Warrant???? Warrant is still around??? Really?
Why?
Does anyone know the answer to that question?
JD says:
Possibly because they haven’t been arrested yet? ๐
I know… horrible. Back to lurking I go! ๐
Lindsay says:
Ha! Everything about this post and the comments is so very good! ๐
Kyle Reed says:
I feel like it is a sin if buckcherry is getting $100,000 per show…that is just not right
Shaun Groves says:
I don’t even know who that is. Refresher?
Kyle Reed says:
a lesser version of nickleback…and that is saying something
Michael Patterson says:
Shaun-
A bit off topic, but I want to post about the “last 12 hours” to pre-order your CD on my Facebook. You have already exceeded your $21,000 goal and I’m wondering if you can give me a link that explains where any additional funds will go. It seems to me you had blogged about that, but I am unable to find the link and want to be able to steer people in the right direction if they have any questions.
Shaun Groves says:
I don’t think I blogged about that yet and I honestly can’t say exactly where the extra will go…or if it will be extra.
According to Kickstarter, the money raised has to go toward the project (not an adoption, or a donation to Compassion, etc), so any money raised must go into recording, manufacturing, marketing and distributing the record. But exactly how it will be spent I can’t say today.
One idea for the leftovers is to be able to hire someone to manage royalties paid to co-writers. I hadn’t been able to co-write for this record because I’m not sophisticated enough and don’t have time enough to manage the royalties paid to those writers in the proper way. But now…
And I think co-writers would make a better record. Just a thought.
Michael Patterson says:
Got it. Thanks.
Cathy says:
What would it take to get you to Houston?
keith says:
O.K. I know you can do better than Warrant.