We joined the caravan of hundreds of mini vans heading north on 65 like ants after dropped nachos at the county fair. Close enough to the truth really. Our destination? Holiday World: A theme park in Santa Claus, Indiana where Christmas and Halloween, Thanksgiving and the 4th of July live side by side in harmony all Summer long, stitched together by roller coasters and funnel cake stands and all the “free” soft drinks a person can ingest.
Becky and I and our three kids along with Brian and Amy and their six kids made the trek to Indiana with our friends (and pastor) Andy and Amy and their four girls. Andy and Amy are from Indiana or, well, how else would we even know about this place in the middle of soy bean and corn fields?
Together, we qualify for a group rate. Cha-ching. And together we can chaperone each others’ kids, taking turns riding with the big kids, sitting with the little ones, escorting these two to the bathroom and those three to get ice cream and those four to…well, you get the idea. There’s a lot of outsourced parenting that goes on.
And a lot of catching up with friends, even the occasional rare serious conversation about this struggle or that question. Which is a nearly miraculous thing for people with kids hanging with people with kids. We’re at this great stage of life together though at which our children can play together without our constant attention and only rarely “accidentally” vault someone into a toddler or coffee table. It’s a risk worth taking I say. That’s why we have teenagers and insurance right?
Also, at Holiday World, I learned that there is more space in my skull at age 36 than there was previously – say, around age 6. When I was a boy I could spin around without feeling my brain bang against the sides of my skull. I could also go up and down quickly with feeling my brain stem wriggling free from my spine. But at my current age I can do neither – let alone both at the same time – without seriously wondering if I my next breath will be taken in Glory, as the Southern Gospel sangers at the “Family Friendly” stage might say.
Somehow the juice my brain floats in has evaporate over time. Or my brain shrank. Or being soft rock star really does give a person a big head. It doesn’t matter how this happened to me. The fact remains, I cannot go round and round or up and down without brain damage.
Lastly, I was reminded that 99% of human beings do not look good or feel good half naked. I was reminded again of this truth while standing in line on stairs for two hours to ride a water slide. Out of the thousand of us in that line there was one 17 year old male with six pack abs and pectoral muscles who looked like he belonged on the cover of Men’s Health. And there was one woman who, with the aid of a wealthy older husband and a plastic surgeon, had obviously put her money where her mouth is and put her treasure in her chest (as Andy Gullahorn brilliantly puts it). Her chin was also held high (along with everything else).
But the rest of us adults dodged self-loathing all day, slathered on the sunscreen to protect what the good Lord gave us, and gave thanks that we’re not as hairy as that guy. That guy is hired by water parks to walk around and make the rest of us feel fantastic about ourselves. It worked.
With our self-esteem boosted, our bellies full, and our vans smelling of chlorine and in need of vacuuming, we’re home and back at it. I’ve got more festivals to speak at, a team to serve, and a trip to Guatemala coming up. Time to put this battered brain of mine back to work.
What’d you do on Summer vacation?
Meredith Dunn says:
Sounds like a memorable experience… to say the least.
What did I do, you ask? Headed north to Montana to hang with the “rents” and get away with not buying groceries or gas for a week. It was glorious.
Princess Leia says:
Well, we packed the kids in the car intending that they sleep all night while we drove. Instead they took turns being awake. All night. Then we went to the Creation Museum with my mom and sister for a couple of days and left the kids with them at night while hubs and I stayed at a B&B in the town that Hoosiers is about which was run by a couple of gentlemen (which was a surprise, but they were very nice guys and EXCELLENT cooks). Then we stopped by a train museum in KY that got flooded the same time as Nashville. Then we spent a few days in Nashville hanging with my fam and leaving the kids with them again while hubs and I went backpacking in the “Grand Canyon of TN.” Then we met my 23-yr-old sister’s 50-yr-old boyfriend…and that’s all I have to say about that…and then we saw my brother get married. Then we packed up and drove 12 hrs to get home.
And last weekend I went to Orlando with “the girls” for MOPS convention and it was fabulous! Compassion always sponsors a general session. You should sing/speak there next year!
Oh, and somewhere along the way, I apparently got pregnant again! Now to convince _my_ stomach that it’s not on a roller coaster.
Faye says:
Gotta watch that Tennessee water — and leaving kids with the grandparents!
Faye says:
My summer vacation: I had surgery on my foot and have spent the last six weeks on my sofa with my foot up. Thank God for air conditioning!
jen says:
On account of being homeschoolers, our vacationing was done long before summer was officially here . . . so summer vacation was just summer with all the pool water and peach picking and bike riding and book reading and air conditioning that a mother of four can stand – and none of the packing! It has been perfect!
(Though I do resent you asking that question already; it’s only the beginning of August! School doesn’t start here for another two weeks – at least!)
Shaun Groves says:
Well, we homeschool as well but our closest friends don’t so we’re still subject to the scheduling of THE MAN. ; )
School in our house is year round, just a little more intense when the end of August rolls around.
jen says:
(Gasp!) You have friends that don’t homeschool! Is that allowed? 😉
Really, we learn year ’round too – I just know that things get crazy at the end of August/beginning of September, no matter how you do school.
Cheri says:
Summer vacation coming up – Compassion Advocates trip to Peru to love on the kids, pray for the families and meet our sponsored friends. The suitcase is just begging to be packed!
Mark says:
I started my summer vacation by visiting my 1 year old niece (and brother and sister-in-law) in Dallas. Then I went to visit a friend who works at the Creation Museum (and tour it). Finally, I hung out with friends in Ohio for a few days.
Just got back Sunday, and now I’m trying to catch up with the rest of my life.
Su says:
Oh, wow, I took a family trip to Holiday World this summer, too! I seriously wasn’t expecting much from a small theme park, but wow, we loved it. Shame about your two-hour lines, though; it was not very busy the day we were there. Didn’t you love the free sunscreen?
I let my husband do most of the riding with the kids, though; one roller coaster (the Raven) was plenty for me.
Jackalynn says:
June: Looked for a job.
July: Continued looking for a job. (Went to the beach for 2 days with the ‘rents)
August: Still looking for said job.
Preview of September probably still lookin for a job. Starting to think I should go back to college and get my masters in something that I can actually get hired in.
Beth says:
No amusement parks this year, but plenty of fun just the same. Traveled to CO to see family with a stop along the way to see some dear friends from our UK days. White water rafting, a day at Royal Gorge, lots of beautiful scenery and gorgeous weather, topped off with time spent with wonderful family made for a great time for all.
Beth
Redneck Neighbor says:
Well since I keep getting picked to be Esau at church, I must be THAT guy….
Thomas says:
I went to Hutchmoot and had a great time discussing faith, books, and music with a great group of people. Had a blast at Andrew Peterson’s Counting Stars album release concert. Also, had the chance to attend a Square Peg concert.
Oh and the food was great at Hutchmoot!
Thomas
Annie Luidhardt says:
I love Holiday World! I’ve been going since I was a kid when it used to be called Santa Claus Land! I love the free soft drinks!! Glad you had a good time and enjoyed you time in Indiana!
Shayne says:
Summer vacation? What’s that?
CardsFan says:
At the beginning of the summer, we went to Branson, which is absolutely the most family friendly places in the U.S. Then my wife and I left the kids with her parents for a 5-day, 3-couple trip to the Florida Keys to celebrate our 15th wedding anniversaries (the rent was up for all 3 guys – we had to act!).
Since mid-June, we have been recovering from those two … and have already started saving for next year. Are parents suppose to be this excited about the start of school?
Josh says:
I went to your neck of the woods this summer, Shaun…spent some time in Franklin & Nashville recording an EP with Jeremy Casella. Unbelievably fun experience….excited and scared.
Other than that, my wife and I have been enjoying the 100+ degree AZ heat…but not really. Hoping for a trip to Portland soon to get away and then back to Asheville to visit the parents in October.