Boys and girls, today our story comes from the book of Judges, chapter 19.
Once there was a man who paid a woman to be his wife. One day the wife ran away from her husband. Her husband went looking for her and found her hiding out at her dad’s house far far away.
The man was so tired by the time he found her that he decided to hang out at her dad’s house for a few days and take it easy.
After his rest, the man and his wife left her dad’s house and began the long trip back home. When it got too dark to travel any farther the man and his wife stopped in a city called Gibeah.
When you and your family take trips, where do you stay? A hotel maybe? That’s a safe place to spend the night. Let’s see where this man and his wife spent the night.
An old man, a stranger, asked the man and his wife to come stay at his house. He took care of their donkeys and let the man and his wife use his shower. He cooked them supper too.
While they were enjoying themselves a gang of men who were Benjaminites started banging on the old stranger’s house. The gang wanted the man to come outside so they could kiss on him. The old stranger asked them not to do that to his guest. The old stranger told the gang they could kiss on his young daughter who’d never been kissed before if they wanted, or they could kiss the man’s wife, but they couldn’t kiss the man.
The gang was angry and wouldn’t listen to the old stranger.
So the man cracked the door just enough to push his wife outside. The gang of men kissed on her all night long until early the next morning. Then they let her go.
When the man woke up in the morning and opened the door he found his wife exhausted, laying on the ground outside. “Get up,” he told her,” let’s get going.” But she didn’t move.
So he picked up his wife, put her on a donkey and carried her home. When they got home he cut his wife up into 12 pieces. He gave the 12 pieces of his wife to twelve messengers who rode around the country telling everybody what the gang of men had done to the man’s wife. And everyone got angry and started a war with the Benjaminites.
Megan (Best of Fates) says:
I guess nobody ever told the Benjaminites that if you don’t start nothin’ there won’t be nothin’.
brenten gilbert says:
I actually just read that yesterday… Judges is just chock full of odd and “not safe for work” stories, right?
What’s your take on this one, Shaun?
peace… love… bdg…
Ryan says:
Weird! I just read it yesterday, too!
Heather EV says:
I love these stories! You’re hilarious!
Jonathan says:
“The gang wanted the man to come outside so they could kiss on him. ”
LOL!
Angie in Tejas says:
And the moral of the story is…?
Yeah that one is a weird one for sure. Sickening. But I guess I always took it to show how quickly the children of Israel became corrupt. Was this before or after Sodom and Gomorrah?!
Shaun Groves says:
Umm…
Uh…
Don’t run away from your husband?
Don’t travel at night?
Don’t have dinner with strangers?
Keturah says:
Have you ever considered writing a paraphrase of the Bible? Kinda like The Message for kids….I know a few adults who could benefit too…
JD says:
OOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I would love to read the SGT For Kids Bible — Shaun Groves Translation For Kids… brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa Smith @stretchmarkmama says:
Morning devotions…check-check!
Laura @ Texas in Africa says:
I preached on this (yes, preached) at our Good Friday service, on an assignment to talk about “My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken me.” It was about people like the Levite’s concubine, who have every right to feel forsaken by God, and told a story a minister told me, about a woman who survived rape. She said, “I’m glad this story is in there. It means God knows that I exist.”
And maybe that’s all we can take from what otherwise makes no sense. God knows the broken and abused of this world exist. Even when there’s no redemption or resurrection in their lives. God knows and Christ is present with them, having known such suffering.
Shaun Groves says:
That’s beautiful. Much needed light on a very dark and perplexing (to say the least) story.
I read this last night and scratched my head. Why the heck is this here? Maybe for that one woman.
macie says:
WOW, amazing insight, Laura. I love Caedmon’s Call and sing these lyrics along with the music, but until now didn’t realize their meaning:
“Seems everyone I’ve loved has
Taken a bit of my insides
I’m scattered as the woman whose body
Was torn for the twelve tribes”
Cara says:
Hey, you DO take requests! ๐
I can’t make any sense of this story either, it’s pretty offensive to me, but at least no one said “God told me to” in it.
Andy says:
I think Laura is right on. A touching story too – and a great perspective to come at that story from.
Personally, I love that these extremely uncomfortable stories are in scripture for a few reasons:
They constantly remind me that I’m not going to have the Bible completely figured out – humility
They also say that THIS is the world that God so loved and sent his Son to die for. The deepest, dirtiest part of me, and to recognize that those voiceless victims are not forgotten in scripture – God sees, God knows, and God is going to make it right.
Judges ends with a stomach turning flourish. This incident leads to genocide (or tribocide?) and then to a ritualized rape and then, as you shake your head in horror, it closes with, “In those days there was no King in Israel; all the people did what was right in their own eyes.” wow. Maranatha, come Lord Jesus. Which is an appropriate response to scripture, I think.
asnipofgoodness says:
wow, I’ve never really heard it told quite like that!
Dawn~Canada says:
That is a weird little bit in there, disturbing. Cademons’s Call had a line in one of their songs (Petrified heart?) a few years back mentioning how “her body was torn for the twelve tribes…” I thought it odd at the time, but it sure made me dig.
Jonathan says:
I heard a chapel a couple months ago with a fascinating theory that this story is part of something called the “Bethlehem Trilogy” which includes Judges 17, Judges 19, and culminates in the book of Ruth. People leave Bethlehem and bad things happen. The Bible is different than the standard way that this literary form went from bad, worse, worst, in that the book of Ruth turns out good when God redeems the bad situation. Something interesting to think about…
http://www.dts.edu/media/play/?MediaItemID=8196c415-2ba3-464d-a3a8-f7090193c025
Shaun Groves says:
Fascinating, Jonathan. Man, I’ve got smart readers.
Carlos says:
Or maybe, like many of us, the Israelites just loved graphic rated-R narratives.
holly Panter says:
…and don’t we wish we could say this is something sickening that people ‘used’ to do?
we’ve not come very far as people in this world.
We need a Savior just as terribly bad as they did.
Jeremy says:
Someone finally sat me down and showed me the book of Judges in a new light (still scary…).
It starts out pretty cool. The first few judges were decent. Then they start “doing evil in the eyes of the Lord”. By the time you get to Samson, there’s a big drunk bully womanizer who murders a bunch of guys. Each judge is worse than the last one, was the point. And that story is just kind of the icing on the cake, right at the end of the book.
The funny thing to me is that Saul, the first king (right after that story), was a Benjaminite. He wasn’t the best guy either…
Melanie says:
So glad I finally clicked on the link…I’ve read all of these in Google reader & was wondering what I was missing. It makes so much more sense with the oh-so-cute picture at the top! I’m loving these…keep them coming! I cannot even imagine trying to teach this to kids!
Jason says:
This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve read over lunch in quite some time. It almost made me cough a Hot Pocket out all over my keyboard. Thanks for that!
God’s Word is pretty amazing stuff. Not as stuffy and “do this, don’t do that” as some folks want to make it.
Danielle says:
Man, I wish I would’ve had your paraphrasing before I launched into Old Testament 101 with my homeschooled 11yo son! The Bible is definitely not rated G!