Megan Is Not Hot

First of all, nine year-olds are not hot. Therefore, don’t write Megan a note telling her she’s hot.

Secondly, girls don’t like to be liked only for how they look. Megan is a girl. Therefore, don’t write Megan a note telling her she’s hot.

Thirdly, you’ve spent all of ten minutes with Megan. You don’t know what color Megan’s eyes are, what she likes to do, her favorite color, what makes her smile, what she sounds like when she laughs. There is a lot more to Megan than being hot. Therefore, don’t write Megan a note telling her she’s hot.

Fourth, you’re six. And you don’t play guitar or have a killer haircut. The odds of you landing a girl three years older than you like Daddy did are slim to none. Therefore, don’t write Megan a note telling her she’s hot.

Fifth, and I realize we just covered this, but you’re six.

So Megan. Is not. Hot.