Shaun Groves
“Guess how many people are following me on Twitter. Guess. I’ve only been doing this for three weeks and only when I’m traveling. Guess,” I said.
“200,” Becky said.
“1,042,” I said.
“What on earth?” she said. “I’d like to think you’re that interesting but…”
Thank you God for a woman who just is not impressed.
Dawn~Canada says:
You do know that God made us female types as a sort of antidote for conceit, right? It’s all about balance. She still loves ya!
Grovesfan says:
You’ll be fine as long as Becky doesn’t start to Twitter when you’re gone, and more people follow HER!
Paul Mitchell says:
You know that half of those followers are named something like “Trixyxx78926” and just want you to visit their Myspace to learn about their “photo shoot.”
Stretch Mark Mama says:
I just tell myself that’s that many people ignoring me on Tweetdeck.
[Movie quote: “As far as I’m concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman.”]
Chuck Harris says:
aren’t wives awesome? i was excited that i had 137 hits on my blog yesterday and Amy said “big deal”. God doesn’t care how many hits your blog gets.
ouch!
annie says:
That. Is SO funny.
Shannon says:
LOVE it. That is a good woman.
Tracy says:
Love it! Wise woman you have.
Crystal Renaud says:
this annoys me in that i have been twittering since the dawn of its creation… yet i only just broke 500 followers this week. this is where i would normally throw in something sarcastic but i can’t seem to think of anything witty at the moment.