“Mommy, can you help me write something?” Gresham (age five) asked.
“What do you want to write?” Becky asked.
“How do you spell ‘Averi’?”
“A-V-E-R-I”
“Is?”
“I-S”
“Hot?”
“What?”
That enlightening conversation took place two days ago. Last night Hot Averi, Redneck Neighbor’s seven year-old, spent the night along with her brother and oldest sister, Brian‘s four, and two kids from next door. Twelve kids total, up very late, high on S’mores, eventually drifting off in tents in my backyard to the sound of crickets and suburban traffic.
Two tents: One for boys and one for girls, separated by a grassy gulf and a chimnea, their entrances heavily guarded by lightly-sleeping parents.
annie says:
Ha ha! That is so funny.
Shawn says:
It’s about 90 degrees here…what were you thinking Shaun and Becky? LOL
Jared says:
And you can’t blame that on public school, can you?
Sarah Chia says:
Ugh! We are already going through the same kind of stuff with our oldest (7, girl). She’s just so darn cute that all the boys like her.
Scott says:
I have 4 kids and this is the most frightening thing I’ve read this morning!
Cynthia says:
I had a similar comment from my seven year old son the other day. We had visited a church camp and as we were leaving he said he wanted to go to that camp when he got older for two reasons: to meet hot girls, and play on the water park things.
I kind of laughed and he said, “What, hot girls are cool!”
He attends a Christian school, so I can’t blame it on public schools.
But he’ll grow out of this, right?
Cristy says:
You and Travis should have alot to talk about in December…did you see THIS?
Nancy Tyler says:
I’m seeing a trend here with the Groves men and their hot older women.
Grovesfan says:
He is SO your child!
Beth