Like a fighter spitting teeth in the final round, my last pair of hole-less jeans just popped a second button from its fly. I’m one deep knee bend away from a wardrobe malfunction of career ending proportions now.
It’s been a year or more since I bought jeans and the process has become a bit more complicated for me since then. This is the point at which simplicity stops being simple.
If simplicity – taking less to give more – were only about saving cash, I know what I would have bought months ago: Mossimo jeans from Target. $25 the last time I went shopping. But it’s about more than that for me now.
So I wonder, how did Mossimo get the price so low? Their website, Target and Google aren’t assuring me their jeans aren’t made by Haitian slaves in the Dominican Republic. And, are the chemicals used to dye and soften these jeans finding their way into local water supplies, causing birth defects or worse? Again, no answers on-line and my friendly Target employee didn’t know either.
Ideally, I’d like to not only spend less money and use less stuff but also make purchases that won’t harm others – especially kids. I also want to reward companies seeking to do the same. When it comes to jeans, that means organic cotton and dye and fair trade. And that means expensive and downright inconvenient to come by.
After doing a lot of research on-line, I found one company making jeans like this in my size (freakishly long) and charging less than $100 (which is heck of a lot to me). But I can’t find them in Nashville. So I held off shopping again until I reached the land of socially conscious left-leaning hippie types who all surely walk around in hemp sandals and fair trade pants.
I was in Seattle on Saturday. Obama stickers and shirts were in great supply. Health food stores and smoothie stops were plentiful. I was eager to head home in jeans with a complete set of buttons.
The first store didn’t have what I needed. At the second store I explained what I was looking for and the college student helping me laughed. He actually laughed. I asked his manager for help and he said they didn’t have anything like that. “Do you have any idea where I could find this kind of thing?” I asked.
He didn’t.
“But this is Seattle!” I protested. “In the South we think of you guys as being progressive, liberal, you know? Socially conscious hippie types. I can’t believe you guys don’t have jeans like this anywhere.”
“Yea, we’re hypocritsters,” he smiled. “We’re hip and all but, liiiike, this is the land of vegans that eat cream cheese and butter. It’s liiiike just talk.”
I asked the twenty-something behind the counter at the third store if she had any fair trade jeans. “Ummmmm. I’ve…never heard of that…brand,” she looked to her co-worker for support. He just shrugged.
And I realized that soon I’ll be nearly naked from the waste down. Or I’ll wear shorts. Either way it won’t be pretty.
Help me find some pants or else.
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Simplicity Posts:
Simplifying Simplicity Part 1
Simplifying Simplicity Part 2
Simplifying Simplicity Part 3
portorikan says:
My wife and I are trying to shop for things that are made in the USA to help stimulate the economy and also avoid items made by children in sweat type shops.
It’s hard to do so. I realize it won’t be easy and we won’t always be successful, but we’ll continue to try.
Erin KT says:
How about thrift store? It’s reuse instead of reduce.
Cali Amy says:
I was going to say the same as Erin. Have you tried looking for used? Or put a request on freecycle?
Ragamuffin says:
Here’s an option:
http://www.certifiedjean.com/mens.html
Don’t know that they have a ton of variety, but there is a note at the bottom to call about discounted prices on last year’s jeans and seconds.
Ragamuffin says:
Also, these aren’t organic, but they are made here…Tennessee to be exact:
http://www.gussetclothing.com/mendiamgusje.html
Sarah Chia says:
I’m seconding (or thirding, whatever…) the idea of buying second hand. People get rid of perfectly good clothes all the time, and you can get some jeans for $5-10 at a thrift store. (Even less if you wanna do the whole garage sale thing. No thanks, as far as I’m concerned.)
You’re not giving directly to the manufacturer this way, and you’re saving on the whole embedded energy thing, not to mention the price tag rocks.
Prairie Rose says:
Okay, I am totally overwhelmed. I understand why they say ignorance is bliss… I looked back on the posts you referenced and did the recommended google search and am stunned. I had no idea that these everyday things I buy cause so much damage to children in other parts of the world. I’m afraid to buy anything anymore. Yet, we have to. What CAN we do about this? Someone who knows all about these things going on needs to create a “safe shopping guide” for us consumers that would be willing to not buy products from these harmful companies but have no idea which do and which don’t.
thecachinnator says:
At first I was going to advocate body paint, but I figured it would blow the whole “organic” thing.
Then I thought I’d ask the probably obvious question of, “Can you not mend the jeans? Just sew on a new button?” But maybe they’re too worn anyway.
I like the reused idea a lot. Consignment shops for the freakishly tall and thin… I say ditch the music thing and let’s go into business doing that. Surely there’s a market for it.
I don’t know… maybe organic body paint?
Kelly @ Love Well says:
I’m thinking you might have to get your own spinning wheel, Shaun. You are on a quest for a the Denim Holy Grail.
Although organic body paint…. Cachinnator might be on to something there.
(Oh! And the comment about hypocritsters TOTALLY made me laugh. My husband and I lived in the Bay Area for a few years; it’s a virus there too. Heck, the whole disease probably started in California.)
Amber Robinson says:
Hi,
Check out better world shopping guide
betterworld shopper.org – they don’t have jeans but they have shoes, chocolate, etc. They do the research on companies and then you can shop and support companies that are doing a good job.
Also check out my blog mercyrising.blogspot.com for the link and other ideas.
Charlie Park says:
I’m also on the non-sweatshop team, although more recently I’ve been on the no-new-clothes team.
Anyway, I’ve found that one of the best ways to get non-sweatshop pants is to get Carhartts. Some of their clothes are made in Mexico, but most of their pants are made in the US. And I know that “Made in the US” doesn’t preclude them from being made in unfair conditions (and I don’t know what’s up with the dye), but Carhartts are pretty readily available, they’re comfortable, and they last forever. In fact, Carhartts are one of the main reasons I’ve been on the no-new-clothes team as of late.
Shaun Groves says:
I’ve checked thrift stores but they don’t have my size. Ever. I told you I was freakish.
THANK YOU for all the links to other shops on-line. I’m truly ignorant about all this – it’s very new for me – so I need all the help you guys can give. I don’t have time today (it’s my day off) but tomorrow I’ll surfing like a mad man and I’ll let you know if I find some jeans.
Cach, I DO wear body paint. under the jeans. And the jeans without the buttons are too far gone. The knees are almost worn through and the butt has a hole. It’s small, but I’m one bean burrito from enlarging it and I’m heading to Austin next week. Outlook not so good.
Surely Austin has fair trade jeans. Surely.
RevJeff says:
Naked = Simple
Besides, you are freakishly thin enough that if you do the concert against a (very pale)tan backdrop…
never mind…
How about just getting a really baggy look with chains and stuff… then your sixe doesn’t matter
Rachel says:
”…I’m one bean burrito from enlarging it and I’m heading to Austin next week. Outlook not so good.”
Oh my gosh! ha ha ha
You have a way of bringing up issues that I never knew existed (or conveniently overlooked.)
nancy says:
i found the hypocritsters comment amusing. While I was visiting a friend in California I started looking for her recycling bins. I mean, I was in California. Surely they had LARGE recycling bins. Nope, she said California wasn’t really into the whole household recycling thing.
thecachinnator says:
In Austin you could just wear a dress. I guarantee no funny looks.
I’ll ask around and see if there’s any local insight here.
Matthew says:
Hey man! You should be thankful, man! Have you had any new CDs since 2003?
I still love ya!
Matthew
Christine says:
Lands End, my friend! I realize that’s where the yuppie Conservative club gets the chinos and what not but honestly, I don’t think you’ll be able to do much better, considering the parameters.
Here’s their social responsibility statement. http://www.landsend.com/cd/landing/0,,newCoidInd=y:storeNum=1:navColor=1:tabs1Sel=n:tabs2Sel=n:tabs2StructNum=78139:midNavDisp=n,00.html
In addition to the myriad charities they support, they’re concerned about environmental impact, social awareness and sustainability. If there are any issues not covered in the statement you’re concerned about call their customer service people. They are absolutely the nicest people I’ve ever bought anything from. And they’ll probably be able to answer your questions, or send you to someone who can.
You can get lots of different jeans for less than $50, some of them remarkably near $25, you can have them hemmed to your exact freakish inseam (another issue for me too) and the returns couldn’t be easier – if you don’t like them you can take them to Sears and return them. Even with a freakish custom hem.
Worth a shot…
Erin KT says:
One more thought… ebay. That way you’d be sure of the size. I’ve really only looked at women’s clothes but I have found some pretty specific stuff. (like a yellow short plaid skirt in my correct size)
Shaun Groves says:
I’ve tried ebay and haven’t had much luck. But, I admit, I didn’t try very hard. It’s pretty time intensive shopping and I do not like shopping. Ebay shopping feels a lot like walking into the world’s largest department store and looking at every item on every rounder. But maybe I’ll give that another try if none of the other sites mentioned here work out.
Thanks for all the great suggestions! Dozens of brains are better than one – or at least better than mine.
Thanks.
Amy says:
I said it before but if you have a good freecycle community you might be able to find something.
freecycle.org
Seriously, I read the wanted posts and sometimes offer things I wouldn’t have thought about posting otherwise. It’s also a great way to get rid of stuff, and find other things. Like maybe clothes for the kids or something.
Brody Harper says:
Hope this helps…
this is a list called The most Ethical companies, posted by the Ethisphere Institute.
Target is among them for, outstanding ethical leadership, and including “Going Green and Supply Chain Sustainability, Human Capital and the Value in Values-Based Leadership, and Looking Ahead: The Future of Ethical Leadership, among other topics.”
http://ethisphere.com/wme2008/
~Kristin… not Brody, I can’t change that for some reason…
Katherine says:
Time for a trip to San Diego, my friend! Or a phone call. just tell them your freakish size (can’t be as freakishly tall as me) and they will send them your way.
worst case – have them tailored. it’s expensive, but you’ll help keep a dying trade alive.
migratehome.com
or
thewhitepebble.com
Nancy Tyler says:
Kristin, I can help you with the login thing. Brody has “auto login” set. The next time you want to post a comment, first click the Board link at the top of the page and when you get over to the message board, click “log out” at the top in the middle. Then click back to Shlog and you’ll be able to post as yourself.
Katie says:
Not sure if these are what you’re looking for but it’s probably worth a look. I’m sure if you’ve looked even a little, you’ve seen that Levi’s offers and “eco” line of jeans, and I’m not sure, but they might carry those at the Levi’s outlet at Opry Mills.
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/09/buygreen-mens-jeans.php
cedwards says:
here is a vintage pair of levi’s in a freakish size…
http://www.monstervintage.com/Vintage_Clothing/Mens/Denim/Vintage_Levis_Jeans/Vintage_Redline_Levi_s_27x34_5_inseam_14024.html
cedwards says:
While buying vintage/used clothes does not address some of the concerns you mentioned, it does keep from feeding the hands that directly commit the crimes. You will certainly have better luck online with your size issues.
It is interesting, though, when a single purchase becomes an act that must be filtered through so many layers of considerations.
Amber says:
Chainstorereaction.com is a great website – not perfect, but a good start. Goodguide and betterworldshopping are great too. I also regularly update my website with these kinds of links.