A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing – to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
Before pressing play on the following video you must:
1) Be married. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the single person.
2) Not be a promoter of one of my upcoming concerts. What you are about to see could offend you and cause you to cancel my upcoming show with you and, honestly, I really need the work. So save us both some pain and surf somewhere else until Business Time Wednesday passes – come back on Favorite Memory Verse Monday.
3) Be eighteen or older. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the person under eighteen years of age. And I don’t want your mamma mad at me for making you exclaim, “True love waits for this??” and then tearing up your pledge card or some such nonsense.
4) Be married for more than one year. You won’t understand anything you’re about to hear if you’re still wearing business socks three times a week.
If you meet these requirements, enjoy. It’s Wednesday and it’s business time.
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post…but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
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I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
Anyone know of a torrent or something for these live recordings. I have to say I was dissapointed with the TV show. The songs are much better in these live shows………although the manager guy in the series is awesome
Haha I thought I was special months ago, loving the Concords, while no one else seemed to know about them. Seems like their popularity has skyrocketed since.
You should have played this during your Advanced Blogging workshop at the Austin conference. I am sure that would have secured your invitation for next year….
I can’t wait for my husband to get back from camping so he can see this. He will love it and probably send it to way too many people, and most certainly will offend someone that knows he is a worship pastor. And that will make him smile.
Hah! That was the first funny post I’ve read today – too much of business time 😀
I must admit that I shouldn’t have watched this video because I am not married, I am promoting an upcoming concert of a choir in my local club, I am acting like someone who is not 18 y. of age and I am a telemarketer…
This is a very funny video Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.) . Will be back often to read more updates!
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing – to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
Shaun Groves
Paul J. says:
Shaun,
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post…but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
Shawn B says:
Funnier than the video, you said “business socks”, that my friend is hillarious all by it’s self.
Shaun Groves says:
I answered the phone twice today with “Hello, it’s business time.” No explanation. No hint of just kidding.
One telemarketer.
One music publishing royalties accountant.
One very good time.
From now on if you call me on a Wednesday…
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Hilarious. The sexy jeans dance killed me.
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Oh my goodness.
That was funny.
Shaun Groves says:
Not a single female comment. That’s a first.
Matt says:
Dude, that is CLASSIC!!! I can’t find the words…CLASSIC!
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Yep, this was definitely tear-jerking funny. And you were right—newlyweds and single folk would just cry and whisper, “But that can’t happen to us!”
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Okay both my children watched this only because your disclaimer was so tempting! No harm/no foul, they are older….it was funny.
Julie
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I am offended. You squalid, vile sinner.
That blue-jean dance part about killed me.
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Awesome! BTW, Shaun, I thought that was you at first (with a haircut of course)
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Dave,
I thought the same thing.. until I pulled up another song from the group and the f-bomb comes flying out…
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I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
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That was REALLY funny. No, really.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
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Dude! No words can express how much I can relate to this video! Thanks for lightening my evening a little brother!
Be blessed,
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I’m a newlywed, but we live in reality and don’t take ourselves too seriously. This is absolutely HILARIOUS!
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Business Crocs?
Crocs, you know the new, jelly,sandal,shoe,slipper fad, has just come out with a “professional version”…hmm…can you say(imply) wedding present…
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that was great! And it IS Wednesday today by the way. :o)
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“ratty old t-shirt”… he forgot “paint-stained sweatpants”.
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Actually “Sexual Intercourse” is still a polite or even scientific terms.
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I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
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Thanks for the laugh! It’s Wednesday night, it’s business time. Now that ain’t no crime.
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You should have played this during your Advanced Blogging workshop at the Austin conference. I am sure that would have secured your invitation for next year….
I can’t wait for my husband to get back from camping so he can see this. He will love it and probably send it to way too many people, and most certainly will offend someone that knows he is a worship pastor. And that will make him smile.
Thanks for sharing. Hilarious.
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I must admit that I shouldn’t have watched this video because I am not married, I am promoting an upcoming concert of a choir in my local club, I am acting like someone who is not 18 y. of age and I am a telemarketer…
but I still enjoyed it!!!
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I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about time for business. Thanks Shaun for your motivation thou.
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