Dear Widow of a Nigerian Millionaire,
I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your husband – Mr. Andreewson was it? – and am especially sorry that he left you to handle his finances. No offense, truly, but you’re no good at it. Your scheme plan to deposit his enormous savings in my bank account is, well, strange to say the least. You know, I just figured a wealthy guy like – Mr. Andreewson was it? – would have had, I don’t know, an accountant or something.
Here’s my advice, and I’m no financial wizard mind you but you wrote me so…Well, Apple is doing pretty well these days. How about some stock? Or I could hook you up with the guy who wrote the e-mail just before yours. He’s got a time share in Florida he wants me to check out. You could buy a second home and win free tickets to Epcot Center. Or the guy before him, the one selling generic Viagra. Do you know how much Viagra you could swing with six million dollars? Some men in your country have problems come business time too right? Imagine, you, running a generic Viagra black market out of your basement. Cha-ching.
Sound good? Sure beats spamming soliciting strangers for bank account info right?
Again, sorry about your loss. Wish I could be of more assistance to you. But I’m just a minor soft rock star short on time and long on e-mails to read.
Sincerely,
Shaun
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DrewbieTech says:
Your sense of humor resonates deep within me. I hope you actually sent that.
Mark says:
Spamming? Didn’t you mean Scamming?
Way too funny.
John Stickley says:
I ran across this site the other day, where they have some serious fun at the expense of such scammers…
Ben Bryan says:
Your ability to work references to business time into anything and everything amazes me.
Drew says:
P.S. It’s Wednesday.
Cruz-Control says:
Mr. Andreewson’s widow sure must be having a difficult time with her ‘plan’ because I got an e-mail yesterday from Mr. Andreewson’s son, Jimmy, asking for my help in this six million dollar endeavor.
I also thought it was funny that although he’s from Africa, his email is from Japan!
P.S. Great idea on investing in the generic Viagra. You’re suggestion may lead to a very profitable market. And it sure beats paying for the name-brand.
Brody Harper says:
Of course. Not to mention getting the actual Viagra in the mail is a little embarrassing.
Brody Harper says:
I heard… somewhere.
Scot Longyear says:
Hey, I just fwd this to 20 of my friends who will fwd it to 20 of their friends (unless they don’t love Jesus). If they keep it up, we all get a free iPhone and new Chevy. What a country.
Scot
Forex News says:
LOL this is truly epic. Every time I get one of those lame emails I will think of this! I might even use this as a reply!
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