Google claims it has mastered the search engine and is now able to eliminate time-consuming and irritating false results caused by blog pages and other websites listing frequently searched for words in order to attract visits.  Let’s see.

SHLOG.COM CONTAINS NO INFORMATION ABOUT THESE TOP QUERIES: anna benson, zac efron, kate beckinsale, miss america, jenna elfman, leif garrett, barrett jackson, american idol, tanith belbin, australian open, martina hingis, jill carroll, maria sharapova, seahawks, steelers, Janet Jackson, Hurricane Katrina, tsunami, xbox 360, Brad Pitt, Michael Jackson, American Idol, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Harry Potter, ipod, digital camera, mp3 player, ipod mini, psp, laptop, xbox, ipod shuffle, computer desk, ipod nano, free porn, on-line poker, myspace, or burnlounge.  DID YOU GET HERE BY GOOGLING ANY OF THEM?

If so, I apologize if this test has been time-consuming or irritating to you.