Why are you here at SHLOG.COM?  You’re probably goofing off instead of working.  Well, you can do better.  Here are some better places to go to waste time:

BLOGS TO READ:

Lord Vader’s Blog

This is Lord Vader’s blog.  Read about his daily activities and thank God for your job.  It’s hard defending an evil empire against rebels with bad hair.

How I Am Becoming An Astronaut

This woman is an astronaut in training.  Read the realtime development of the right stuff.

Bring Back The Couch

The best I can figure this is a blog by the former couch of the Daily Show on Comedy Central, recently replaced by a chair and not thrilled about it.

Casual Friday

Read the 10 highlights of a guy’s every day – things like “Sniffed fingers aggressively in crowded elevator” and “Regained the record for who can hold their breath under water the longest at the pool…I beat Jaimie (9 yrs. old) by 5 Mississippi’s”

STUFF TO WATCH:

Vintage21’s “Jesus Videos”

StrongBad’s e-mail at homestarrunner.com (“Guitar” is my favorite one.)

T-SHIRTS TO BROWSE:

Threadless.com

People upload their shirt designs.  You vote on them.  The best get manufactured.  You can buy one for $10.  Fashion for the people, by the people, at a price the people can afford.

RandomShirts.com

Random shirts sold for $10.  And the money goes to a good cause.

FONTS TO DOWNLOAD:

DaFont.com

FontDiner.com

HUH?:

Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

That oughtta last you ‘til lunch.  Happy goofing off.  Glad I could help.