I rode across Africa on a camel today.
Across this ancient land where God likely breathed the first breath into man. I traversed it the way noble chiefs and princes once did.
You can see for miles from such heights. Miles of majestic plains dotted with gazelles and zebras and the best of God’s handiwork.
There is something… 
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I Rode Across Africa On A Camel Today
And So A Visit To The Mall Might Be Necessary.
I’m saying a prayer for those college students taking pictures of other people’s kids for six hours a day in that place at the mall. Those poor photographers. How many of them have decided never to procreate? I’m guessing the percentage is high.
I set out to take one picture of my kids today.
One.
One picture to… 
Ask Jesus’ Grandma
Gresham, age seven, handed me a wrinkled scrap of paper. On it was scrawled a list.
As a child I at least had the courtesy to hand my parents a list complete with corresponding page numbers from the Service Merchandise catalog and prices for each item. Kids these days.
“Why do you think you’re getting presents… 
They’re Not Dolls. They’re Figurines.
It’s my first day at home and already I miss Shane’s studio. The smell of incense. Dim lights. Rolling Stones in the bathroom. Spending the day marveling at Shane, Steven, Chris and Ken making my pretty downright OK music a whole heckuva lot better.
And then there were the dolls figurines. Lots of ‘em.
The Monkees. The… 
The Proper Execution Of A Child Takedown
If you ever visit a Compassion International project.
And you’re nervous about it because, well, it’s 200 or so kids versus just little ol’ you…
and you don’t know the language…
and you can’t make balloon animals or juggle…
and you’re wondering to yourself Self, what on earth are you going to do with 200 kids?
Have no fear. There’s… 




