The NFL began with a committee. That committee’s job was to determine where football games would best be played. After much research and deliberation the committee determined that football games are best held outdoors. Definitely not inside houses.

“That’s why you never see an NFL game played in a house,” said the emergency room nurse. Just before he put three staples in Gresham’s head late last night.

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Meanwhile, I’m in Indiana and Kentucky speaking on behalf of Compassion International at a couple Newsboys concerts. Seeing lots of children get sponsored. And praying I sell tens of CDs. Because apparently those hospital staples are a tad more expensive than the kind we use at home.

Ouch.

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