Penelope, almost six, has a new joke.
“Want to see my treasure?” she asked.
“Sure,” I said.
Then she turned around, pulled down her pants and mooned me.
Right there in the kitchen.
“Get it?” she giggled.
I didn’t. But I was laughing anyway.
“Pirate treasure is called booty,” she explained.
The key to building one’s vocabulary is to put new words to use. After all.
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And then Penelope was made to promise not to spread this joke around the neighborhood, right? RIGHT?!
HAHAHAHA! That’s awesome!
Did she get a teaching moment on keeping her treasure to herself?
Katie
Yes! Make sure she tells this to people at an upcoming church service.
Too cute, kids crack me up!
Awesome.
That’s pretty good. I think I might tell that one to my hubs…
Snicker!
Lucky lucky man.
Lol. Happening in homes all across America. Thankfully!
It’s so funny-when it’s not your kid!
they only do what they see in the home!
{SNORT} … kinda like my boys snickering at the dinner table while we’re having soup, because everytime I say the word “broth” – it sounds like BRA & that’s hilarious to a 6 year old & 8 year old
Priceless!
Very gorgeous. So glad my kids are beyond repeating that action.
that is FANTASTIC!
I will never admit what joke had us rolling at the dinner table last night. Word to the wise…. after the 270th time that your son moons ya, it’s not as funny!
Maybe you should get her a pair of these, for next time.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/47987297/small-skivvies-pirate-pair-size-2t3t?ref=tre-4d6a84d949e56d91ae860f1b-11