“Guess how many people are following me on Twitter. Guess. I’ve only been doing this for three weeks and only when I’m traveling. Guess,” I said.
“200,” Becky said.
“1,042,” I said.
“What on earth?” she said. “I’d like to think you’re that interesting but…”
Thank you God for a woman who just is not impressed.




You do know that God made us female types as a sort of antidote for conceit, right? It’s all about balance. She still loves ya!
You’ll be fine as long as Becky doesn’t start to Twitter when you’re gone, and more people follow HER!
You know that half of those followers are named something like “Trixyxx78926” and just want you to visit their Myspace to learn about their “photo shoot.”
I just tell myself that’s that many people ignoring me on Tweetdeck.
[Movie quote: “As far as I’m concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman."]
aren’t wives awesome? i was excited that i had 137 hits on my blog yesterday and Amy said “big deal”. God doesn’t care how many hits your blog gets.
ouch!
That. Is SO funny.
LOVE it. That is a good woman.
Love it! Wise woman you have.
this annoys me in that i have been twittering since the dawn of its creation… yet i only just broke 500 followers this week. this is where i would normally throw in something sarcastic but i can’t seem to think of anything witty at the moment.