“Penelope busted Gresham’s ball,” said the oldest.
“What? She did what?”
“She busted his ball,” she repeated with that why-did-anyone-leave-you-in-charge tone she sometimes speaks in when mom takes off and leaves me in charge.
“Say that again.”
“She. Busted. His. Ball.” And the hand went to her hip.
And my hand went to my mouth to stifle the laughter.
And then I took a picture.
And my children still have no idea why their father was so amused by Gresham’s misfortune. But they will. Or Gresham will. When he’s about twelve.
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Speaking of busted. I had a guy come out to the house to make sure our heater was working. Seems like it runs non-stop and our gas bills last year were enormous.
An hour after he arrived I was told, “You’re not gonna like what I have to tell ya.”
Nossir, I didn’t. I didn’t like it at all. What he had to tell me was that our heater, because it had rusted through in places, was pumping carbon monoxide into our house. Well, that explains the dead plants, head aches and possibly the princess’ rampage against Gresham’s ball.
After a second opinion, I got to spend a lot of money on a new heating and cooling thingy. And it’s possible I paid too much on account of my not being all that knowledgeable about home repairs. You may have guessed that by my calling this deal I just spent thousands on a heating and cooling thingy.
A crew is coming out to the house tomorrow morning to install it. I’ll be on my way to Virginia to speak at a church service for young adults. Now that’s something I know a little bit about. I know, for instance, that the ball story is not a good one to lead with but one to keep at the ready in case the crowd turns out to be all twelve year-old boys and I’m in desperate need of “relevance.”
Seth says:
Of course, it just has to be blue.
Angie says:
I am laughing out loud right now. Perhaps it’s because my hubby and I worked with youth for ten years at our church, and I understand the need for relevance. Enjoy your visit to VA… only the best state in the US!
Thomas says:
Where was the carbon monoxide alarm? Did the batteries need changing?
http://blog.usa.gov/roller/govgab/entry/battery_check_smoke_and_carbon
Thomas
Nancy Tyler says:
You beat me to it Thomas!
Reading my office’s blog could save your life, and save you a bunch of money too.
http://www.govgab.gov
euphrony says:
Seth, so true.
I love their expressions in the picture. He really looks like he’s feeling it.
Krista says:
I’m just glad it’s only your plants that were dead. Hooray for getting a new heater that’s safe no matter what!
Shaun Groves says:
Our carbon monoxide detector goes off at 80p. According to our repair guy, the carbon monoxide alarm industry doesn’t make one that goes off at 20p, which is, he’s guessing, more of what we’re getting.
Sounds good. Again, I know nothing about heating and cooling thingies OR carbon monoxide alarm thingies.
Shaun Groves says:
Hold up. Did Nancy just spam me on behalf of the U.S. government?
Nancy Tyler says:
Help me help you, Shaun. Help me. Help you.
Beth says:
You are SO in trouble with that youngin’ of yours. That face has “so what, I’m the princess” written all over it. The pookie lip is a popular look around here too.
shaunfan says:
I busted a gut just reading the narrative, and then I laughed even harder looking at your children’s faces. Precious, just precious.