If you ever see me in a suit it means 1)Someone has stopped breathing and gone to be with Jesus or 2)Someone has given me money or 3)I’m on tour with people whose fans own suits – mine do not – generally.
And, yes, I look nothing like the guy in this picture labeled as me. Nothing. For starters, that’s obviously a wig. Second, those teeth are likely fake as well. And lastly, the actual me has never been that happy about having his picture taken – or wearing a suit.
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I’m thinking that smiley guy you’re referring to looks suspiciously like the guy pictured just to the right on this page, under the word “Vault.”
Am I remembering right–that you were sick the day of that photo shoot? See? That’s it. You were too weak to fight off the stylist. Oh, but wasn’t the stylist your sister-in-law? This is getting complicated…
Oh my, that’s funny. And fun. I’m excited about that tour. I hope ya’ll come to NC. Preferably near Winston-Salem.
There must be something wrong with me since I have a couple of suits.
Thomas
Cindy is looking at you, like, “Shaun? Is that you? In a suit? Hello?”
I thought we were all used to seeing you in a suit, considering your profile pic up there is from the same shoot.
When was that taken anyway?
Personally, I think Cindy is looking at you and wondering if you used a flat iron on your hair.
I’m just sayin’.
Sophie, NO YOU DIDN’T. You NEVER call out a rock star for flat-ironing his hair. Never.
I realize you meant this in humor but there are three things in life that I just, absolutely despise having to do. Getting my picture taken is #2 on the list. #1 is trying on new clothes. Unfortunately #1 is a necessary evil until we get to heaven and get Uber Garments that always fit, never tear or wear out from washing
Travis, flat irons are the least of your worries. Have you heard about the hazing that goes on when you tour with Shaun? Dude, think about it: potentially 21 days on the road. Twenty. One.
There’s still time to back out…
Oh sweet mercy I love y’all.
For the record, I did not flat iron my hair. I have people for that sort of thing. A stylist (aka my sister-in-law) flat ironed my hair.
And I was told I would have no more than 10 days to
hazefellowship with Travis. 10 glorious Youtubed days.Hey, I just saw Travis in ATL last weekend and he didn’t really look like his pic either…I actually think he must have gotten a hold of some of David Crowder’s hair product…ok, only kidding!
same cindy from the post above. Didn’t mean to cause any confusion – sorry folks!
That picture is nothing compared to the autographed headshot of you they’ve got in the Cool Springs Chik-Fil-A. You look like a Simpson in that pic.
Own it, Groves. Own the glam.