You all know by now about Farmer Heath (see comments on that flirting post). Well, here’s the whole story, including the bits Becky forgot to tell me, as told in the front seat of a rental car zigzagging through Illinois.
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About Shaun — Shaun Groves is a husband, father, singer and communicator connecting the first world with the third world for the benefit of both.
Dude that’s some funny stuff I retarct al statements Farmer dude was hitting on your wife, you still out of town?
Of course Brody is okay with you saying “He looks good” after his haircut and then caressing his arm, he’s from northern California.
And wow, he even looked a little suspect with the white polo-shirt, what happened to his typical black t-shirt? You turning a new leaf in life, or “swinging a new gate” Brody?
Now that’s interesting. I’d really have to go with flirting on that one with all the new details. Now see what would have been even funnier is if you’d been talking to Farmer Heath about his melons being…yummy. But ya know since your “gate don’t swing that way” who’s to think he’d be caught up in a metaphore?
Flirting? Definitely. Becky can hold her own though and she can bring Gresham for backup if necessary.
Beth
You’re a ninja too!?! That’s so awesome!
and also… being a single, young attractive lady I should be able to pick a single young handsome man up by just saying yummy right? jk jk
Most assuredly. Depending, of course, upon the young man’s definition of attractive. “Yummy”, on the continuum of cuteness, is pretty high up there.
Wait just a second I don’t think in my entire life would I ever call a guy “yummy” at least not in his presence. It’s okay for girl talk but when confronted face to face with the guy of my dreams whist I may drool I highly doubt and you could not pay me to say “You’re yummy”. As a human being told that I am “yummy” says to me either A) I am a cannibal or 2) I have no respect for you as a person and you are just a means to an end.
However, I am not male and seeing that I am not male, if you are male does being told that you are…”yummy” really do anything for you? If it does why, and how does it not make you feel degraded from a man to a piece of meat?
Oh man, this conversation is great.
It does sound like farmer boy was flirting…she needs to take the kids next time…or you.
Hilarious…
and I’m making a mental note to use the word “yummy” when flirting w/ a guy in the future.
Sweet! I would love to try that out sometime… it would be totally unfair to the guy though, as I would only be saying “yummy” to see if it’d really work. What I need is a minion to try it out for me…
Calling a man “yummy?” Not recommended. Using the word “yummy?” Not recommended but effective, apparently, on some of us.
fine, no yummy… I suppose I’ll have to get by with only trusting in God ^_^
After reviewing this new information…he was definitely flirting.
Saying “yummy” in front of a fat guy wil mean nothing more than “there is food near.” So those “some guys” it works on must be skinny guys.
“Melons, Yummy, Smell Good”… Did you ask her if he said anything about it being “business time” or “business hours” or “business socks” or “business melons?”
If so, it may be time to go down and pee on your territory, over by the melons. A good pacifist alternative to violence.
Shaun I’d be happy to pick up Becky’s yummy melons for you while you are out of town…..That’s what neighbors are for.
Shaun and Brody, that was some hi-larious stuff…
Seth, you almost killed me with your last comment.
Had me chuckling…until I was distracted by Shaun’s apparent lack of safety belt! Farmer Boy doesn’t need any more encouragement…Thanks for the laugh. Off to get Model B in the minivan – ‘cause that’s how I roll!
-stephanie
Seatbelt’s under my arm. It’s an American car. It won’t shut up unless you put your seatbelt on. So, if you don’t hear a beepin’ I’m safe…relatively. Brody is driving. There’s no beep for that yet.
This is so funny. I am sitting at work laughing out loud.
Shaun, I hate to say it but I think the farmer boy was flirting. I called my hubby and asked his opinion and all he could do was laugh.
Sorry, I guess we are no help.