Before you can fully appreciate the following audio gift, you must see this.  And then thisThen listen to this draft of my own tribute. 

I thought FF5’s version was way too upbeat and positive, of course.  They missed the melancholy implied in the original, the sadness in the voice and heart of a salesman longing for the world’s approbation…and cash. I tried to remedy that in my own take.  Sing it with me everybody, “Hey, hey.  Hey hey.  You heard me.  Come shop.”

(Imagine with full blown crunchy guitars in the chorus, Radiohead-esque warbly piano, etc etc etc.)