A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing – to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
Before pressing play on the following video you must:
1) Be married. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the single person.
2) Not be a promoter of one of my upcoming concerts. What you are about to see could offend you and cause you to cancel my upcoming show with you and, honestly, I really need the work. So save us both some pain and surf somewhere else until Business Time Wednesday passes – come back on Favorite Memory Verse Monday.
3) Be eighteen or older. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the person under eighteen years of age. And I don’t want your mamma mad at me for making you exclaim, “True love waits for this??” and then tearing up your pledge card or some such nonsense.
4) Be married for more than one year. You won’t understand anything you’re about to hear if you’re still wearing business socks three times a week.
If you meet these requirements, enjoy. It’s Wednesday and it’s business time.
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post…but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
The Business Times of Singapore is an English language newspaper published since 1976 and online news service since 1995. It is widely considered to be the leading business daily in the region. It is part of the Singapore Press Holdings group.
Settled agrarian and industrial societies are composed of household units living permanently in housing of various types, according to a variety of forms of Land tenure.
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
Anyone know of a torrent or something for these live recordings. I have to say I was dissapointed with the TV show. The songs are much better in these live shows………although the manager guy in the series is awesome
Haha I thought I was special months ago, loving the Concords, while no one else seemed to know about them. Seems like their popularity has skyrocketed since.
You should have played this during your Advanced Blogging workshop at the Austin conference. I am sure that would have secured your invitation for next year….
I can’t wait for my husband to get back from camping so he can see this. He will love it and probably send it to way too many people, and most certainly will offend someone that knows he is a worship pastor. And that will make him smile.
Hah! That was the first funny post I’ve read today – too much of business time
I must admit that I shouldn’t have watched this video because I am not married, I am promoting an upcoming concert of a choir in my local club, I am acting like someone who is not 18 y. of age and I am a telemarketer…
This is a very funny video Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.) . Will be back often to read more updates!
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing – to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
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Shaun,
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post…but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
Funnier than the video, you said “business socks”, that my friend is hillarious all by it’s self.
I answered the phone twice today with “Hello, it’s business time.” No explanation. No hint of just kidding.
One telemarketer.
One music publishing royalties accountant.
One very good time.
From now on if you call me on a Wednesday…
Hilarious. The sexy jeans dance killed me.
Oh my goodness.
That was funny.
Not a single female comment. That’s a first.
Dude, that is CLASSIC!!! I can’t find the words…CLASSIC!
Yep, this was definitely tear-jerking funny. And you were right—newlyweds and single folk would just cry and whisper, “But that can’t happen to us!”
Okay both my children watched this only because your disclaimer was so tempting! No harm/no foul, they are older….it was funny.
Julie
I am offended. You squalid, vile sinner.
That blue-jean dance part about killed me.
Awesome! BTW, Shaun, I thought that was you at first (with a haircut of course)
Dave,
I thought the same thing.. until I pulled up another song from the group and the f-bomb comes flying out…
terribly, terribly, funny
I loved it.
I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
That was REALLY funny. No, really.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
Dude! No words can express how much I can relate to this video! Thanks for lightening my evening a little brother!
Be blessed,
Jay
Chef?
two minutes is better than one minute
Hilarious!
I’m a newlywed, but we live in reality and don’t take ourselves too seriously. This is absolutely HILARIOUS!
Business Crocs?
Crocs, you know the new, jelly,sandal,shoe,slipper fad, has just come out with a “professional version”…hmm…can you say(imply) wedding present…
that was great! And it IS Wednesday today by the way.
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“ratty old t-shirt”… he forgot “paint-stained sweatpants”.
aw, yeah. i said it. sweatpants. uh-huh. with paint.
This is so funny. Coming from a married man I see your prospective on this.
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I’m too scared to click the play button for what It may contain!
That was awesome. Thank you for making me laugh.
The Business Times of Singapore is an English language newspaper published since 1976 and online news service since 1995. It is widely considered to be the leading business daily in the region. It is part of the Singapore Press Holdings group.
Awsome LMAO – Any more where that one came from?
That’s really funny.
Actually “Sexual Intercourse” is still a polite or even scientific terms.
Hahahaha!!! Not bad at all…
This video is from their HBO special, however; they also have a show on HBO as well
This is great! I totally did a link up on this one!
Oh my goodness.
That was funny.
Settled agrarian and industrial societies are composed of household units living permanently in housing of various types, according to a variety of forms of Land tenure.
Too frank words, it would be bad, if have heard and children have seen
that is really really funny …
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
Thanks for the laugh! It’s Wednesday night, it’s business time. Now that ain’t no crime.
Wow, great video. Thanks for posting.
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Anyone know of a torrent or something for these live recordings. I have to say I was dissapointed with the TV show. The songs are much better in these live shows………although the manager guy in the series is awesome
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Haha I thought I was special months ago, loving the Concords, while no one else seemed to know about them. Seems like their popularity has skyrocketed since.
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You should have played this during your Advanced Blogging workshop at the Austin conference. I am sure that would have secured your invitation for next year….
I can’t wait for my husband to get back from camping so he can see this. He will love it and probably send it to way too many people, and most certainly will offend someone that knows he is a worship pastor. And that will make him smile.
Thanks for sharing. Hilarious.
:/ I just really don’t see the appeal of these guys
Nice. Good article
Hah! That was the first funny post I’ve read today – too much of business time
I must admit that I shouldn’t have watched this video because I am not married, I am promoting an upcoming concert of a choir in my local club, I am acting like someone who is not 18 y. of age and I am a telemarketer…
but I still enjoyed it!!!
The awesome! Any more where that one came from?
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Wow!! That’s the funniest video I have seen in months! =)
This is a very funny video
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.) . Will be back often to read more updates!
I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
I was feeling so bore, and wanted to do something special which is somewhat witty and, the video has made my day now. Thanks for sharing this.
That is so funny
I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about time for business. Thanks Shaun for your motivation thou.
This is so hilarious!!!!!! Have not laughed like this since a long time.
After this long thanksgiving weekend this is exactly what I needed, a little motivation!!
hi Shaun,
Thank you! If laughter is the best medicine, I don’t have to worry about cancer this year or next. ~ Steve, aka “portable trade show displays”
A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing – to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
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Very funny-I’m sorry I am watching this on THURSDAY. Actually we like Sunday and we call it “nap time”
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